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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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these are tags on a post talking about war crimes

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Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!

Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!

Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.

Separatist: wh

Separatist: why are you called like that

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Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

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Sigh.

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This kitty looks so mad

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tumblr gave me a free blaze post so yall are gonna see my dog cause i love him so much

and because it's a blazed post

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when u use cgi blood u r literally depriving ur horror actors of enrichment which is essential to their health

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I hear California wants to drop gender markers from photo IDs but due to federal laws they have to have something, so their brilliant idea is that they'll still have the "Gender: " field but you can put any letter there.

So if you want M/F for the legacy genders, you can, but you can also do X for non-binary, or any other (latin) letter.

like "Gender: K" or "Gender: Q" or "Gender: V"

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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I enjoy how passionate you are about cows!! Cows and bulls are very cute, especially the fluffy ones!!!

I LOVE FLUFFY BULLS!!!!!! when their face gets so wide so that they have more room for ramen hair

bonus bull flehmen face

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Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .