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An afternoon in Berlin
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I NEED A GUN RAAAHHH
"How many words will you write today ?"
ONE THOUSA-
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We as a society do not listen to DURDN enough
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"How many words will you write today ?"
ONE THOUSA-
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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It fits fyolai so muchhh
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Taking teen skk to missions abroad must have been horrible. The world is their playground no matter where they are. They're never in their hotel rooms, they run down the hallways knocking on every door, Dazai keeps pushing people into the pool and Chuuya goes to the spa four times a day. They go missing for two days and come back in different clothes, Chuuya has a buzz cut, Dazai has a cat that looks like it fought three wars and a half, and with them is a foreign man who promises Mori he doesn't care if Mori has three children and receding hairline, he has seen his picture and has fallen in love with him ("Dazai kun who is this guy" "We found you a husband" "I don't need one" "Yes you do")
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I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW
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young pure love🩷
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Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine
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queer solidarity
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new game you just shoot me point blank in the head
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hate when you run out of shampoo and you have to start fingering the bottle. like mm…yeah….give me that sweet nectar babygirl…..mmh
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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from
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