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why didn't that cunt (me from three hours ago) buy me any licorice from the store >:(

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I've gathered around 20-30 grocery lists, unsure what to do with all of them

#side note: not my own I pick them up from parking lots for fun

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Newt / Snail / Slime mold

#look at my images boy

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you can tell summer is approaching by the amount of nature pics on my phone

#hold on I have some more to post

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UPDATE!! they're thriving now

epic equisetum moment by the train tracks

#didn't expect to get so attached to the plants on the sidewalk but here we are #they're so pretty!! I'm a huge fan tbh

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it looks good in the original colours, too | print

#art

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Guy that flinches every time he has to open a can of soda and holds it really far away from himself arms outstretched face turned away barely looking visibly frightened and every time it hisses even a little bit he flinches or yelps and runs away and hides under a blanket and then slowly comes back to resume opening the soda the exact same way and his hands are shaking

[themothcriminal]

can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

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[themothcriminal]

imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

[themothcriminal]

I’m beginning to think some of you guys might not identify completely with the gender you were assigned at birth…..

[themothcriminal]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[themothcriminal]

should i get into bird watching?

[themothcriminal]

brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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[themothcriminal]

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention