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Sneak: 100

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Mick: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Max:

Max: I'm gonna tell him.

Seb: Don't you dare.

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[Peter, in hospital for some reason]

Nurse: I'm sorry, only family can see him right now.

Tony: Bold of you to assume I won't illegally adopt him right now!

Happy: [nods while holding up adoption papers]

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Bad: Welcome to the reading of The Last Will and Testament of JSchlatt

Everyone: *loud clapping*

Bad: I don’t know why people are clapping thats messed up

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Tommy I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Tubbo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Tommy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Spock, writing in his journal: This past week, the Enterprise has been docked at Earth. Considering our relationship status, Captain Kirk decided it was opportune time to introduce me to his parents

Spock: The introduction was simple, friendly, and involved a bit too much physical touch

Spock: However, the most fascinating (and bewildering) part was when we attempted to take our leave

Spock: We stood to go but continued talking, so fervently so that it took nearly an hour to exit the door

Spock: Jim congratulated me on my "first Midwestern goodbye"

Spock: I fear the implications of him calling it my "first"

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Incorrectbucko ft. The Avengers

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Fury: Agent Romanoff, next time you see Barton please, give him this face, he’ll know what it means

[Later]

Natasha: Oh Barton, Fury told me to give you this face, and that you’ll know what it means

Clint: oh no

Clint: the neutral face of displeasure

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More feel good posts 💛

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Eddie: do you think you're gonna be alright for these two weeks?

Christopher: I'll be fine, daddy

Eddie: I mean Buck

Buck, sobbing into Chris' head: no

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[Tony is driving Peter to the tower after school]

Peter, breaking the silence: Mr. Stark?

Tony: ...yes, Pete?

Peter: Have you seen Phineas and Ferb?

Tony: What?

Peter, quickly: Phineas and Ferb. It’s, uh, it’s about two brothers bored on summer break and they build rollercoasters and stuff but their sister wants to rat them out but never can. Their pet is this super agent platypus and his arch nemesis is this evil genius who is like hilariously bad at his job and—

Tony: Oh, yeah. I have... for some reason. What about it?

Peter: Your tower looks like Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorperated.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

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Leave a light on for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Peter, panicking : NED!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT OUT A FIRE!?!!??

Ned : WHERE IS THE FIRE!?!! AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!?!?

Peter : I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW!!!!

Shuri, from the background : WHERE THE F*CK IS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!?!?

Ned : OH MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!

Peter : TELL MJ THAT I LOVE HER!!!

Shuri : *full fledged sobbing*

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Tony, finding them later in his lab (which DUM-E saved from burning), because FRIDAY showed him the footage of what happened : I have all of the questions...

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If your blog doesn’t have a dancing Calvin and Hobbes, it *needs* a dancing Calvin and Hobbes.