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themberff · 1 year
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Pov you live in a 30 story apartment and this guy just climbed out of your balcony
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i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room
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themberff · 1 year
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a relationship should be mutually beneficial. he kills my enemies and i lick the blood off him afterwards.
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themberff · 1 year
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Love and Abundance Bath Mix
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So I decided to make a love and abundance bath mix to cool off and relax in a way and wanted to share what I did!
Herbs and things I used:
2 mini green tea bags
Rose petals
Patchouli
Hibiscus
Lavender
Mint essential oil
Reasonings for these:
1. Green tea bags are used specifically for the color green. Green meaning abundance and prosperity.
2. Rose petals are used to bring in love, luck, and healing
3. Patchouli is used to bring in abundance and money
4. Hibiscus is used to bring in love
5. Lavender is used to bring in calming affects, love, happiness, and peace
6. Mint essential oil drops to bring in money, healing, and power. I used essential oil drops on the bag itself to help charge the tea bags but also so the mint leaves did not get all over my bath.
References used:
Scott Cunningham Encyclopedia of Magical Herb for herb properties
~Sunflower 🌻❤
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themberff · 1 year
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themberff · 1 year
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got them 📸.
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themberff · 1 year
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themberff · 1 year
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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themberff · 1 year
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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
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themberff · 1 year
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I’m sorry. We tried to make your boyfriend in a poll, and he’s 84% vanilla extract now. Yeah. I’m sorry. He’ll smell really good if you bake him, though!
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