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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson
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everyone say thank you to transgender women
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on
gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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tiramisu am i right
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