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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 3 days
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hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 4 days
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ok turns out the tiktok ban did get passed and i have to reiterate as shitty as the app is and how harmful it is, the fact that the ban came as a result not of any actual good reason but because the us government wants to silence people is actually horrible and is inexcusable. if this is how harmful things are treatedā€”only if it inconveniences the governmentā€”then it shows just how corrupt america is tbh and endangers actual free speech. the reason why that amendment was implemented in the first place is to allow criticism of the government yet when you do that you get gassed, arrested, even killed. fuck this country man.
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 4 days
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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 5 days
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People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and itā€™s really such a shame.
An ant doesnā€™t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.
Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.
It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and thenā€¦
Itā€™s an ant again.
Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.
This is madness.
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 6 days
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So apparently some people new to Tumblr think a repost and a reblog are the same thing, so when they see creators asking for people to not repost, they're thinking the creators are saying to not reblog šŸ˜­
Y'all, a repost is when you copy/download the work and create a new post using the work making it seem as if it's yours. A reblog is you using a site provided feature to share the creator's post directly from the creator so that it's still credited to them and they still get all of the traction/notes from the work.
Please, reblog fics/art/etc. that you enjoy! Reblogging is not reposting! Creatives need support too, and reblogging is a way to do that!
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 6 days
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they should make an international travel that is free if you're internet friends
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 6 days
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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks iā€™m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 6 days
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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 7 days
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[ID: A digitally drawn comic of Grian from hermitcraft based on a textpost by @rowenablade.
Coming out of my cage and Iā€™ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all (NYC article title) Started Out as a Fish (red arrow pointing to a Minecraft cod) How Did It End Up Like This? (red arrow pointing to Grianā€™s Minecraft skin with a cod head on it) (End article title) It was only a fish IT WAS ONLY A FISH #now Iā€™m out of the sea (A Minecraft cod with a red sweater to indicate itā€™s Grian is above a colorless ocean background) #and Iā€™m up on the land (Grian the fish is on a colorless beach background) #and Iā€™m growing a leg (Grian has one human leg jutting out the side of his fish body) #and Iā€™m learning to stand (Grian is standing on that one leg) #now Iā€™m taking a step (Grianā€™s leg is forward to indicate movement) #Iā€™m no longer a fish #I donā€™t know what I am #but Iā€™m going to RUN NOW #OUT UNDER THE SUN NOW #THERE I GOOOOOOO (Grian now has 2 legs and is running)
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 9 days
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 9 days
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 11 days
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Thereā€™s a quote from Bert where he says heā€˜s ā€œknown big bird since he was a little birdā€ and the thought of it makes my heart cry so hereā€™s that
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 12 days
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 12 days
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it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 13 days
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11/30/23: KOSA is an anti-LGBTQIA+ censorship bill. It is essential you call THIS week. Tell them you are specifically against KOSA and especially against hotlining the bill.
Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask to be connected to the Senator of your choice.
Here is one that will send your reps a fax: https://resist.bot/
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 14 days
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This is what I like to do.
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thelazyhero-ttums Ā· 14 days
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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