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MMMIIIILLLLDDDRRRREEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!! I HAVE HHAAAIIIRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! AND MY EYES ARE GOOPYYYYYY!!!!!!! WHAT HAAAPPPEEENNNEEEDDDDD TOOOO MMMEEEEEEE?????????!!!!! *looks at her* *blink blink* WHAT HAPPENED TOO YOU??????!!!!!!!!

“No…NONOONONONONOON NOT AGAIN”

#Dave.

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everyone turns into who they we’re before they died until I get tired Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo fuck you 🪄✨✨✨✨ *magic*

Ha ha I don’t get to see what they look like until you ask them a question ha ha

#i’m not funny #Also where does the color go???

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I got procreate‼️‼️‼️

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*grabs Nobody's hand* *teleportation* HEY KIIDD!!!! LOOK WHO I FOUND :))))))

Don’t worry nobody I know where she is :)

#But I’m not gonna tell you though :) #😈

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*hypothetically* How would the others (Mildred, Nobody, and Sarah) react to me dieing in front of them?

Ya’ll what happened to Mildred???????

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MILDRED I NEED YOUR HELLP I-I *explains because I'm to lazy to tyypppeeee* :'(

Mildred but what about your wife? (Sarah)

#Cring

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*in the death realm* N-Nobody!!! NOBODY!!! You have to be here... right?

If he’s definitely not in the death realm…where is he?

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Oh Dddaaaavvvveeeee :)

Where are yyyyoooouuuu? :)

Hee hee hee :)

*continuous eye twitching*

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Hey David *slow inhale* I need you to tell me what Nobody did to you... and please don't lie to me, I just... want to help... okay? :)

>:( he lied!!!!!!

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*makes pasta*

Please don't come to life

Please don't come to life

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*casually walks by Red* *stops* I know you're social security number... *continues walking* :)

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*hypothetically* How would each person react if I DIED DIED in front of them? :)

I hate my life

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Hey Colin!!!!! What is the biggest thing in the world? :D

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*cough cough cough cough* Mil... Cough cough cough cough cough* Mildred...

Mildred: sweetheart! What’s wrong?

#Auuuuggghhhhhhhh cringe.

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Where is Mildred? :/

Mrs.nobody: I’ll just take you there myself

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*still running* in mind: I wonder if the others have noticed my absence yet...

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*hears a phone ringing for a few moments* In mind: why has no one answered it yet? I guess I will... *picks up phone* Out loud: hel-

I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU SEE MRS.NOBODY I SWEARRRR