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BBC connor o malley

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jory is thisyou. can you prove that it's you. do a dance or something like that idk

What kind of dance? The "Yes, It's Me Jory" dance? Or like, the robot

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#eternal

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Hi:)

Hiiiii

I want to trust you

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God, please. Im so fucking sorry please just turn me into monkey drummer please I won't let you down

God if you exist, turn me into this God if you exist, turn me into this God if you exist, turn me into this I say this every night before I shut my eyes for bed, hoping come morning I’ll be monkey drummer. But I never am.

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Stereolab | The Flower Called Nowhere

#tunes #^ ^ ^

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if you ever see this GET OUT

HOUSE IS PREGNANT

most house pregnancies result in 30-75 babies who are all very hungry and will devour ALL NEARBY LIVING THINGS so they can grow up into big and strong 2 Stories !IMPORTANT TO NOTE!: gestation period is only 3 DAYS so if you see it at this stage it’s likely already too late. The next “earthquake” you feel is actually the house GIVING BIRTH so get ready, you’re in for a wild ride!

More art than art #4 - After a waterleak in the bathroom above, this russian apartments plastic ceiling paint has stretched and captured the hundreds of litres of water.

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Dude in stall next to me is listening to loud family guy clips, I wish he was farting and stuff really loud too for a real next level public bathroom experience

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Hate using public restrooms because I always always always hear some dude walk in start sighing and moaning while he takes a piss.

#clearing their throat too

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I heard that your 3 week smoking ex-girlfriends are in a poly relationship with eachother now

they were all dating each other when I was with them. OLD NEWS

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#eternal

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Jory I'm proud to announce that having started HRT, I am becoming a weed smoking girlfriend

Happy and excited for you 😊

The world needs more weed gfs

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