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Taylor Swift’s albums as movie genres

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maybe when y’all hear “I guess it’s true that love is all you wanted cause you’re giving it away like it’s extra change / hoping it’ll end up in his pocket but he leaves you out like a penny in the rain / cause it’s not his price to pay” on debut Taylor’s version you will finally realize

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slow motion double vision in rose blush 🩷

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We are all stretching to prep for that tour choreo. One more week until our first Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour show of the year!

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best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

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false god - t.s.

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:)

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:)