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The Moon

Kuroko: It’s so beautiful out here.

Akane: Yeah, it’s just you, me, and the moon.

Shiromi, from her moon resort: HEY! You two should kiss!

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This Book(?)

Akane: This book changed my life

Kuroko: Akane that’s a Lorax DVD

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Megami: Seriously, Ayano, how many people would you have killed if senpai had asked you to?

Ayano: That’s not important.

Megami: I DISAGREE!

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“If one more person says I’m too dramatic, I’m going to light myself on fire.”

— Shiromi or Aoi probably

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Anxiety Rhyme

Megami: What do we say when we get anxious?

Shiromi: My anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic.

Megami: No.

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Aoi Takeout

Akane: Where’s Aoi?

Megami: Getting dinner.

Akane: What?! Oh no–

Megami: Why, what’s wrong?

Akane: Megami, sweetheart, dearest, you remember the last time Joanna brought home a ‘meal’?

Megami: Oh come on, it won’t be that bad–

Aoi: *bursts through the door with a dead moose over each shoulder* WE EAT LIKE QUEENS!

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School Is...

Shiromi: school is bullshit

Kuroko:

Kuroko: you’re on thE STUDENT COUNCIL SHIROMI-

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Cheating?

Shiromi: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING! I CAN’T BELIEVE IM BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU!

Aoi: I’M ANNOYING?! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!

Shiromi: YEAH ONLY CAUSE YOU CHEATED FIRST!

Megami: so I think we’re done playing uno for approximately forever…

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“Hi, can I get a McChicken-”

— Shiromi, walking into a Dairyqueen

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Cease The Decease

Aoi: *has a coughing fit* 

Shiromi: Aoi stop dying 

Aoi: no 

Shiromi: 

Aoi: don’t tell me what to do

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Expense Cuts

Megami: We’ve got to find a way to cut back on expenses. What can we live without?

Kuroko: Probably Shiromi.

Shiromi: I resent that remark

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The View

Kuroko: You’re blocking the view.

Shiromi: I am the view.

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Akane’s Attempt At Anger

Aoi: You’ve got to act tough, Akane! Show ‘em you can’t be pushed around! Show ‘em they can’t mess with you!

Akane: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.

Akane: *stands up and slams her hands down on the bar* I’LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK

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this is their dynamic right

Kuroko: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Megami: You can’t just say that every time I beat you at connect four.

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Favorite Color..?

Shiromi: What’s your favorite color?

Kuroko: Stop asking stupid questions! Ask me something logical and mature.

Shiromi: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Kuroko: My favorite color is lavender.

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Eye Puns

Aoi: Hey i’m going out, how do I look? Ayano: With your eyes

Aoi:

Aoi: Okay first off fuck you-

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Fancy Footwear

Shiromi: Guys I’m having a serious dilemma. Do I wear my gay boy boots or my wheelie heels?

Aoi: *from across the room* Wear crocs!