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Peeta: hey Haymitch, what do you do if your wife is giving you the silent treatment?

Haymitch: boy, do I look married to you? Idk.

Peeta: WAIT! You and Effie had us OUT OF WEDLOCK?!? Katniss and I are bastards???

Haymitch: get the fuck out of here.

Peeta *while getting shoved out the door*: no! *unrestrained laughter* Katniss will be heartbroken! First we’re in an incest marriage and now we’re bastards?! *boy gets shoved HARD* OW! Why must you do this to me father!!

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incorrect snowbairdplinth quotes ❄️ [ 3 / ? ]

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Me too wow

A girl asked my name and I went "Uh. Um. I. Uh..." and I looked at a girl I know who knows the girl that asked hoping she'd tell them my name but then a girl who used to be on my class and who knows me answered and I was like "yeah. That." bc I hate my real name and I wanted to say my nickname (which is the name I told the second girl) but it's like in English so it's kinda weird to say it in Spanish and I didn't want to say it so uh yeah thanks to the third girl bc I didn't want to

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Waitwaitwait ur in a Spanish speaking country?

A girl asked my name and I went "Uh. Um. I. Uh..." and I looked at a girl I know who knows the girl that asked hoping she'd tell them my name but then a girl who used to be on my class and who knows me answered and I was like "yeah. That." bc I hate my real name and I wanted to say my nickname (which is the name I told the second girl) but it's like in English so it's kinda weird to say it in Spanish and I didn't want to say it so uh yeah thanks to the third girl bc I didn't want to

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Family picture time

Martha Washington: (showing her friends a picture of G.Wash, Laf, Ham and Martha's 2 kids Patsy and John) and this is my lovely family! Aren't they precious? They are so wonderful, I love them so much, my life is great <3

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The picture:

G.Wash: martha do we have to do this (holding a piece of paper that says "my 10,423th day of work"

John: (holding a piece of paper that says "first day of 8th grade!")

Patsy: (holding a piece of paper that says "first day of 6th grade!")

Lafayette: (holding a piece of paper that says "first day of 2nd grade!")

Hamilton: (holding a piece of paper that says "if im not holding a piece of paper too, im gonna scream")

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When I'm in the arms of an angel, I feel like I can walk on water.

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I Want To Break Free

That's my magnum opus

My og art blog @jackfileo-art

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as always, had an idea and i couldnt stop myself

and yet again its an ungodly hour of the night, i should be asleep but instead im indulging in my radioapple brainrot

apologies for any mistakes lol

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OKAY last one for the day I promise I gotta go to bed now (ノω<。)ノ))☆.。

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Hmmm... Something about the new shopkeep next door seems sus.

print available on etsy

on twitter

speedpaint video

extra 1 | extra 2 | Comic Part 1 | Comic Part 2 | Comic Part 3

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An army of Ghosts.

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Washington: dont worry George, it's okay to be afraid of a person that might be rabid, its fine, just don't look at the french guy and his boyfriend, nobodys gonna tear your new country into pieces because of a simple cabinet meeting, its fine, just calm down George

Burr: ...my name's not george, sir

Washington: i know, im george

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omfg thsi literally used to be THE hamilton fanart of all time it would pop up if u searched anything ever

so very 2017 core

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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one way broadcast am i right

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ALAKAZAM!

I just can't. They're too cute