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Geocaching Adventures

Saturday was a pretty good, namely due to being outside for a good portion of the day, watching Ghost in the Shell, and geocaching. Rarely do I see an opportunity to really get out and explore (I live in a small-ass town where the only entertainment is probably going to the museum or kum-n-go), so this was a nice treat for the day. I went along with my friend Z, and this is mostly just an excuse to upload the pictures from the day and some nice filler content.

The day started off pretty early in the morning, and we saw some cool graffiti around the town. Here’s Z posing in front of some angel wings. 

We then went to a local hiking trail after watching a movie and getting some food to find some caches. This one was actually really dangerous to get up to, and will be the highlight of this post. Caches generally have terrain difficulty ratings on a scale of 1 to 5 stars, and I believe this one was on a 4. You can’t see the height projected that well from just looking at the photos, but we were high up, and the climb to get here was rough. Narrow ledges, spiky brush and only branches and jagged rocks to hang onto. 

Another gauge of how high up we were. Still snow on the ground, but it’s mostly melted. I had my back to the rocks taking this picture like an assassin. 

VICTORY! Container took a long-ass while to find, as coordinates on such a surface like this really mean nothing except “search in the general area, and trust the hint”. We were about to call it quits when I noticed the damn thing hiding behind some rocks. Glad we found it too! Some cool swag inside, a headband and a ring, a few quarters. The container also had a butcher knife painted on it. Very cool. 

One last picture of the nice view. All in all, a great day. I don’t know what to put here, so......

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an interview with the jelly fucker

Today, I’ll be conducting an interview with a mysterious individual who shall only be identified under the name of X for the purposes of anonymity, who has claimed that, in his younger years he has “fucked a bag of jelly”. We went straight to Steam to gather questions about this pressing event.

Q: How sticky was the jelly in question?

A: It was a jar of Welch’s Grape Jelly, so it was pretty moist. But, it was kept in our fridge so it provided a nice cool temperature as well.

Q: Uhh, okay. What were your motivations behind this incident? Did you feel any disgust doing the event?

A: At the time, I did anything I could to “rock my socks off”. But afterwards, I felt guilty (as one usually does after masturbation).

Q: One last question before we go: Do you regret doing this?

A: No, I do not regret it.

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Welcome!

Hey, welcome to The Great Pretzellini! This will be a blog that’s gonna contain everything from Gorillaz songs to seasonal junk food. And that’s all a well-respecting human should care about. Blogging’s always been a deep passion for me, so I’m hoping to entertain at least a small percentage of you before losing my audience.

Off to a hopeful start here. Anyway, since I have nothing else to say, enjoy a song I’ve been bumping recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

I like to listen to this imagining I’m in a Chevy driving through LA with shades on. Is that a bad reality? Not inherently.

WORLD VIEWS, YO!