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#yellow purple #purple green #forest green and lavender specifically

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those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

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i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

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Luckily I think we are getting a new insurance provider at work next year so hopefully I won’t have to find a new dentist

I fucking hate insurance. You spend hours, days finding a dentist who is patient and considerate with severe dental anxiety. You develop a great routine with your dentist over the year and a half you go there… ONLY FOR THEM TO SAY LOL WE WON’T COVER THEM ANYMORE.

Fuuuuuuckkkk this shit man

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I fucking hate insurance. You spend hours, days finding a dentist who is patient and considerate with severe dental anxiety. You develop a great routine with your dentist over the year and a half you go there… ONLY FOR THEM TO SAY LOL WE WON’T COVER THEM ANYMORE.

Fuuuuuuckkkk this shit man

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I can't believe this was a season 5 episode btw. Season 5 out of 10 seasons. In 2013. A year before korrasami. Just casually open with Bubblegum sniffing the FUCK out of this shirt she got from Marceline. A fat fucking snoof and rub and a satisfied sigh. She got it from a girl she broke up with several centuries ago and is at this point just barely on speaking terms with. Marceline does not know she does this. Absolutely deranged behaviour. The down baddest anyone's ever been. The fact people were still debating whether she was gay after this. Pearl steven universe is nothing next to this shit

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seeing people argue on twitter that we should not be nice to strangers and that strangers do not owe you respect or kindness and that if anyone asks you to be nicer ever they are entitled and a horrible person and being nice to people you don’t know is unpaid emotional labour and if you ask anyone to do it ever you are an abusive person. ha. hahahahahahahahahahaha

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My favorite thing about dating apps and working in my line of work is that I don’t have time to respond to people until 9 at night… but because I’m only available a 3 hour window people are like “ehh no thanks”

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I painted this to wear to the Hozier concert tomorrow… only to find out it’s going to be too cold to wear just this as the warm layer

#Hozier

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I’m convinced people who had an emotionally cathartic experience watching the Barbie movie had a normal and healthy relationship with their mom.

#sad traumatized girlies who broke down watching lady bird ask her moon ‘but do you like me’ raise your hand

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I love when my body hates all textures because my leg hair is catching on everything because I shaved a week ago and because my hair is the longest it has been since I first cut it short—it’s bob length now—and I can feel it touch my face and my neck.

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Seeing Hozier again in the fall… I feel compelled to paint a button up to wear to the show. Thinking Klimt’s Kiss combined with elements of Francesca and Paolo’s story…

#would it slap

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its been too long i miss my wifes

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😭😭😭😭

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i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

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Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you