Dot: Aren’t you going to clean up?
George: Why?
Dot: The Follies, George.
George:
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My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.
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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.
I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.
Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.
This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.
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“If a man hasn’t got any gamble in him - he isn’t worth a crap.”
Evel Knievel
Caesar’s Palace, Las Vegas December 31 1967
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* When his time has come, a stallion rises! *
Harold of The Undeads! For @senatorspade on their birthday! I had way too much fun with this one lol and I'm thinking of making it into a print someday.
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