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BY THE MIGHTY POWER OF PORTS MOUSTACHE, I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE A PUN!

That is not going to happen 

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*Unintelligible screeching to get your attention.*

* Aims Gun* 

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Hello students I know everything may seem Little topsy-turvy right now but it’s gonna be Alright, I want you to remember that no matter what is going on you better take care of yourself.

If you take medication you better be taking it properly, I would like to see all of you have real meals and drink some water I understand better than anyone that coffee is delicious but actual hydration is also needed please and thank you.

Also never ever forget that you are cared about and you are needed if you need to hear it I mean this from my heart...I am proud of you. 

Be Well, Be Safe and Be Happy

-Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck

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Mun: I am in shock over this, thank you for the amazing stories and all the amazing things you did for millions. Rest Easy, Rest Well & Rest In Peace Chadwick Boseman.

My deepest condolences to his family & friends 

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WHY THE HECK DID YOU SHOOT OSCAR, SIR?? W H Y ?

... I will do whatever has to be done for the greater good and that means getting rid of anyone in my way.

Are you in my way?

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reblog if you care about your rp partners health, mental state or worry about them if they are no online.

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He deserved it

Nicknames

Qrow: You know Jimmy, coming up with nicknames for you is easy.

Ironwood: *Sighing in frustration.* And why is that?

Qrow: Because it just is, Robo-Cop.

Ironwood: Please stop.

Qrow: What’s the matter Iron-dong? Can’t handle the nicknames?

Ironwood: *Getting increasingly angry.* Qrow…

Qrow: Iron Man.

Ironwood: …..

Qrow: Nine Iron.

Ironwood: Are you done yet?

Qrow: Nope.

Ironwood: There seriously can’t be a nickname worse than what you’ve called me already.

Qrow: ….

Ironwood: ….

Qrow: Jim Jam Flibber Flam

Ironwood: *Punches Qrow through the window.*

#general james ironwood #qrow branwen #rwby #ironwood #general ironwood #james ironwood #rwby qrow

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so I saw this post by @real-jaune-isms and I just….

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If Ironwood really is like Holt... "Bone"?

Bone!?!??...How dare you... Don't ever speak to me like that again.

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Ruby: What are you gonna do with Jaques?

Ironwood: Simple. Due Process.

Ruby: So just a trial?

Ironwood: *pulls out revolver*

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Hello guys, this is my husbando.

Yes I’m trash.

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JUST LET ME BE.

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Ruby: hi General *holding cookies and marshmallows* may i join?

Hello Miss Rose andI suppose, is there anything you need to talk about? Is everything going smoothly?

*ironwood sat back in his office chair*

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Hello General. How are you ? *Comes in with a teapot* Do you want some hot chocolate ? *smiles*

*The General looks up from his desk that has countless papers and forms on it* Hello, I think a break would be a good idea to clear the mind, Thank you I would love some. please come in. 

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I think you look really nice with that beard. 😉

Looks aren’t really at the top of my list right now but I do appreciate the compliment I suppose

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You have a beard!

... i’ve been keeping very busy, I haven’t had the time.