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all the kinger gifs i have made

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I had to make them happy.... Now look how cute they are <3

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so how does it feel to have the number one trending thing on this hellscape of a site we call our home?

I look at my hands in horror and ask god what I've done.

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Remember Maskiplier?

Y’know, that whole “put your mask on” bullshit @markiplier​ pulled in 2018?

I’ve polished my theory on this masked bitch and I’m about to pull it off like the Scooby gang 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wVqsYq4kKxkJuvnM2Hsy_Saj91M6fbHCdf-l5D_jvl8/edit?usp=sharing

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Actor! Mark: I just got punched in the face for being named Mark!

Dark, struggling not to laugh: That’s-

Dark: That’s going to leave a-

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introducing the new sport

basketball 2

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Reading this post with Australian accent makes this SO much better

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Do we remember this? And all the mask shit that followed? I haven't, I've been obsessively writing theories ever since this was posted :)

I'm onto you, Mark

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

#markiplier #MASKIPLIER #markiplier theory #That mask bitch #I know who you really are :) #I've connected the dots #I've connected them #as some douche said #You probably know me as well as you know yourself

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Love how I say that this is a writing/fanfic blog, and then write 2 things

then fucking dip LMAO

#writing #writing struggles #so yeah I guess by this definition this is still a writing account

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maybe we should focus less on the kink at pride discourse, and more on the fact that pride is literally so inaccessible for disabled people oh my god

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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

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ling + lan fan + street food

[image is a digital drawing of Ling Yao and Lan Fan in modern street clothing, posed as if floating in the air. Lan Fan is biting into a jianbing with a huge stack of xiao long bao-laden bamboo steamers spilling from her other arm. Ling is tucking cheerfully into a full bowl of hand-pulled noodles. Various snacks float around them: a lamb-stuffed bun, a fried potato skewer, takoyaki, tanghulu, fairy floss, and milk tea.]

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Mark has stated several times that Dark is comprised of the “worst parts” of Damien and Celine, but given what we’ve actually seen him do on screen, i’m beginning to suspect that the worst parts of Damien are just kind of emo

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if non-hispanics reblogged it would help a ton!

so, i've been noticing lately that english speakers that don't support neopronouns have been saying stuff like "neopronouns are for americans, no one else uses neopronouns in other languages! they're confusing to non-natives!" and it honestly upsets me SO MUCH, because that's simply not true! neopronouns exist all around the world, and i'm here to speak for hispanic neopronoun users as an argentine myself.

spanish has neopronouns, hispanics use neopronouns! it's not debatable!

spanish does not have an equivalent to they/them, "someone dropped their wallet, if i find them i'll give it back to them" would be "a alguien se le cayó su billetera, si lo encuentro se la devolveré" (someone dropped his wallet, if i find him i'll give it back to him).

so, since there's many non-binary people that felt like they needed a gender-neutral pronoun for themselves, elle/le was invented as opposed to él/lo.

as you may know, a neopronoun is a pronoun that is not official to a language (although some neopronouns may become official), and since elle/le is not official to spanish, it's a neopronoun to us.

and no, this isn't our only neopronoun.

we have others such as elli/li, ellu/lu, il/li, etc. that do not have a translation to english, kinda like how xe/xem, ze/zir, ae/aer, etc. do not have a translation to spanish.

and yes, these are actually used, and not only online: i've had many friends in my country that used these pronouns among nounself pronouns (a friend that used él/ella/elli/quack, another one that used elle/ella, etc.)

so, i've made an il/li/-i pronoun flag!

il/li are pronouns derived from italian, and they're one of the most common neopronouns around here!

[ID: On the left, there's flag with 5 stripes all of the same size, the colors of these stripes from top to bottom are: mint green, turquoise, white, light purple, and brown. The image on the right is the same flag with the color-meanings of each stripe, and from top to bottom, these are the meanings: Mint green - italian origins of the pronouns, Turquoise - disabled and neurodivergent users, White - neopronouns around the world, Light purple - trans hispanics, and Brown - people of color hispanics. End ID]

this is the flag with its meanings, any hispanic / spanish-speaker that IDs with these pronouns is free to use it!

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this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.