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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

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so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did  and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like 

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WHAT THE FUCK IS TH9ISK

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this is really old but this is for the 9 other remaining 6teen fans!!

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Playing his game (reprise)

prints here!

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ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ, all of the dialogue is sung in a 𝓿𝓮𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓭𝓻𝓪̖͇̘̣̭̰̲ͫ̂𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓸𝓷

uhm, really?

YES, really

there’s no talki-

ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ᵀᴬᴸᴷⁱⁿᵍ 

ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ｏｆｔｅｎ ｓｔａｙ ｏｎ ｏｎｅ ｎｏｔｅ ｆｏｒ ａ ｖｅｒｙ ｌｏｎｇ ｔｉｍ ｅ, so when they change to a different note, ǝɔıʇou noʎ. and it’s supposed to create a ~dramatic effect~, but mostly you just sit there asking yourself “𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘?”

sounds m҉i҉s҉e҉r҉a҉b҉l҉e҉

I ~believe~ it’s pronounced, 

“𝕸𝖎𝖘é𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊”

#SOMETHING ROTTEN ON MY TUMBLRRRRRRR LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #this musical needs MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE ATTENTION ITS LITERALLY AMAZING

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WHAT’S THAT COOKIN’ ON THE GRIDDLLLLLE? WHIPPED UP AND BEATEEEEEEEEENNNN? IT’S EGGS 

IT’S EGGS WHOOOO

THROW SOME FIXINGS IN THE MIDDLLLLLLE SO GOOD FOR EATIIIIIIIIIIIN’ IT’S EGGS

IT’S EGGS WHOOO

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dog 359 or something

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Virtual Character Tourney - FINAL

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers)

Hatsune Miku propaganda:

she is hatsune fucking miku. progenitor of the character vocal series. she is everything

she's literally the OG virtual girl…

first sound of the future and the most iconic #Girl in the world. everybody loves her. liking vocaloid is not a prerequisite to liking miku she is everything to me she is blue hair blue tie hiding in your wifi. And she is my best friend

Hera propaganda:

Shes badass and runs the whole space station because she pretty much is the space station. :)

Truly one of my fave character arcs of all time. Like. Her body is a space station but people can rip out her brain but she wants to kill people but she forgets how fragile human life is but she can find loopholes around any rule you give her but she LOVES her FRIENDS. I'm OBSESSED with her.

She is the AI running an entire space station orbiting around a red dwarf star. She's tried bypassing her programming to keep everyone on the station multiple times just to see if she could (and it ends up saving the day at one point). She also has been programmed with anxiety (basically a glitch that'll pop up that repeats the phrase "I can't do this. I'm not good enough") by her creator and she learns how to get around this. She's picked up sarcasm from one of her human shipmates, she died and came back, she is all around a 10/10. Sorry I just really love Hera

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Nelson Mandela was in USA's terror watchlist until 2018. The guy who fought against apartheid state of South Africa, won a Nobel peace prize, became a president, a beloved character across the globe was in the terror watchlist of USA. So I wouldn't actually take murica's opinion about labeling a person or group of people as terrorists. Chances are they're actually fighting for the freedom of their country.

That's why they call Hamas terrorists instead of freedom fighters. In their eyes The Nelson Mandela was a terrorist.

Anyways as Nelson Mandela said

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🍉

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Full ass? In this economy??

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free