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clearly Italy as a landmass predates boots so do you think when boots were invented someone went oh nice Italy reference

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i just saw this and i forgot the name of the OP's blog and i was like "who says spirits of the undead are orange sized? they can be any size" before realizing

Momentarily forgot that ghosts are orange sized and got real excited about the idea of a ghost whose guardian is missing an eye so it uses their empty socket as a shell before i remembered it was impossible...man

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RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

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a lack of empty sockets never stopped felwinter, create the socket you wish to see, guardian

Momentarily forgot that ghosts are orange sized and got real excited about the idea of a ghost whose guardian is missing an eye so it uses their empty socket as a shell before i remembered it was impossible...man

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this gets worse the longer you look at it

My BG3 fancast <3

Zooey Deschanel as Shadowheart Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Karlach Chris Pratt as Gale Benedict Cumberbatch as Astarion Kevin Hart as Wyll Scarlett Johansson as Lae'zel Adam Driver as Halsin Sue from Glee as Minthara Lin Manuel Miranda as Raphael Jason Statham as Minsc Shakira as Jaheira Danny Devito as Barcus Wroot

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this is the price of (game) balance

Withers, rising spookily from his tomb surrounded by fog and ethereal light: I am what thou might call a 'gameplay mechanic'.

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@hot-lesbian-knight

i dont go here but locked tomb people pls explain

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ahh jermita

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Sorry, your boyfriend accidentally fell into my vat of freshly synthesized UwU matter and is now a catboy obsessed with modded minecraft. Yeah, he's become a gregtecher. Sorry.

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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

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She’s the main character and we’re just living in her world

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I don’t really understand getting mad at people for mixing up korean, chinese, and japanese

Like, look at them together

見る한국어中国死ね我要吃你マンコ형사我有大鸡巴

and tell me they don’t look similar lol

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BABA is YOU

CLASS is SLEEP

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

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they are practicing their lifts don't tell coach jaheira

more of this self-indulgent ice skating au

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HELLOOO!!! here's the new shiny 2024 edition of future au! ruby!! little guy fr loves weiss a whole bunch 10/10