thefatesofmythos

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There really must be something in the water. First little Cammie, then Aisling and Alex, and then Staci... who’s next? Oh wait. I already know. 

Congrats to all our new daddies. Add @listenforliam​ to your little club 

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alittlewiccked​:

Originally posted by roaminglikethewolf

What?? Who died?

Oh, you haven’t heard? Raleigh Vaughn. He technically died last night, but they got his heart started again. If it stays that way, we’ll find out 

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Even I can’t make a joke about this. Who knew you guys could actually die? 

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Oopsie. Has anyone checked on Rhea? That looks a lot like her bike... 

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aislingisfalling​:

Considering Eden doesn’t like men, I have a hard time believing that was anything. 

Just because Eden doesn’t like me, doesn’t mean Themis doesn’t 

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Wedding Bells

Uh oh. When did @jax-grimshaw​ get married? No wonder Rissa’s out here sleeping around like a little tramp. 

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Poor Little Lamby

@listenforliam​ ouch. That’s cold. Even I can’t be that mean to Lamb, and you’re out here living a double life with another girlfriend? 

Just wow.

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Are you sure it’s his?

@aislingisfalling​ honey, I wasn’t gonna say anything, but... are you sure the baby is @howellatthemoon​‘s? I mean... 

this doesn’t really look like your baby daddy... 

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Little Miss Noncommital

Wow @theycallme-emibelmonte​, cheating on @thedevilwentdowntogeorgia​ with not one but two people? That’s low, even for you. First with @devilboy-levi​‘s best friend, and then @peonysandpomegranates​? And Rissa, darling, shouldn’t you know better than to cheat on @jax-grimshaw​? This is just pathetic, really. 

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Cheater, Cheater

Oh no. Who ever would have guessed all these happy couples are filled with so many lies? I mean, let’s look at @whenitrainns​ and @prettylittlepoisonpills​. Last I checked, you weren’t supposed to be locking lips. 

But it’s alright, Anya. At least @enteringthegardenofeden​ stole the kiss you couldn’t get from @bikeswithwings​

@justarheasunshine​, honey, how do you feel about that? Betrayed? I would too. @adropintheosian​ you shouldn’t be surprised. I mean, you’re not that much fun anyway. 

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Plutón, in yaakunale' ku ki'imaktal in wóol u wilech. Le mortal jach puchero, yéetel le molesto.

#translation: Pluto my love it's good to see you. The mortal is pouty and it's annoying.

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It’s possible. It’s also boring.

thefatesofmythos​:

I mean… you’re not wrong….

Originally posted by auroras-boreales

Even I can’t see his prophecy any longer…

So the interference has already been made. 

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I mean... you’re not wrong....

Even I can’t see his prophecy any longer...

Við verðum eirðarlaus.

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thedevilwentdowntogeorgia​:

Don’t shoot the messenger, huh? And why not? Seems like as good a target as any. 

I just thought you deserved to know that your little girlfriend is a cheating whore. That’s all. 

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thedevilwentdowntogeorgia​:

That’s it? No details? That shit could be photoshopped, Morgan. 

Photoshopped hm? His names Archie. Ask little miss Emi about him .

#Don't shoot the messenger kid

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captain-caspian​:

Temporary for me means temporary, Morgan. It’s a fucking winter job. Og það var ekki þitt mál að deila, örlög.

Originally posted by randomlyrj

Sorry, Dolphin boy, but all information is mine to share. That’s how this works. Suck it up. 

And one winter job turns into another winter job, and another and another. 

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captain-caspian​:

Originally posted by favor757

When were you going to tell everyone that it’s only temporary?

Leaving is still leaving, Cassy. And temporary for you could mean plenty of things. We all know you’re not as honest as you pretend to be