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Jesus fucking christ.

An account of the Ketheric boss fight:

Jack'ed tries to solo Ketheric, immediately gets FUCKING BODIED as Ketheric smites the everloving shit out of him. Dude is instantly unconscious. Astarion comes to the rescue, heals Jack'ed, 'kills' Ketheric

Then, round two into the Apostle of Myrkul fight-

Threw bag of bombs and explosives at the Apostle. Missed. That's fine, they're all just lying right next to him. He's still at approximately half health. Maybe we wont set off the explosives now that three of us are in the blast radius though

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The Apostle swings. Misses Jack'ed who is unconscious AGAIN and cannot be healed. Misses Lae'zel and Astarion who are in the danger zone.

Hits explosives.

Takes at minimum 118 force damage plus whatever the fuck else damage that I can't calculate from the combat log. EATS SHIT AND DIES BY HIS OWN HAND (does also take Lae'zel down with him)

Fight over, we win, Karlach has 19hp left, Lae'zel and Jack'ed are both unconscious but ALIVE and soon to be helped by Astarion who SOMEHOW managed to stay above half health, god knows how

MVP of the match Astarion, and maybe regretting choosing Lae'zel over this obvious BEAST of a man

Good god someone get these guys a bedroll

#HOW DID THIS GO WORSE FOR YOU THAN IT DID MY FIRST TIME 🤣

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Social programs and resources for the poor lessens crime.

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HOOOO BOY ALRIGHT

About to go into the Ketheric fight locked, loaded and freshly leveled up to level 10 baybee

Kiss your ass goodbye Ketheric, Jack'ed is packing heat 💥🔥

#FUCK'EM UP GANG! #JACK'ED NATION RIIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEEEEE

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happy april 30th!

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I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING APESHIT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FALLOUT TV SHOW'S TAGLINE IS "THE WORLD DESERVES A BETTER ENDING"?????????????????

#are you fucking kidding me? #Fr? #for fucking REAL #oh my god #I'm not going to hammer my points again but jesus fucking christ #yeah the world deserves a better ending but they aint gonna get it i fucking guess #cause THIS FRANCHISE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT'S DOING ANYMORE

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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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Even more underrated form of intimacy:

Feeling like you are suffocating in your armor and their hands being the ones to free you from the depths of your despair. Their hands being the reason you can breathe again. Their hands pulling the weight of the world off your shoulders and freeing you from your prison and wiping away the tears. Cleaning your face and giving you the chance to truly rest.

Your work is done. It was foul and soul crushing, but it is done. Rest now. I've got it.

Underrated form of intimacy:

The quiet discussion and good-luck affirmations between you and the person helping you don your armor. The comfort of knowing that the straps and buckles are perfectly secure, because the person who did them up loves you more than words can say.

#The ritual of donning and doffing armor is sacred to me #Like fuck all other religious rites that is purest love right there #I am normal about armor #so normal #The way taking off armor signifies a soldier no longer being a machine of war but instead a person does not do things to me cosmically #why do you ask #Anyways #this post is Wynleth coded #And also Marius coded from Edge of Midnight #And all other tortured Paladins with strained relationships with their duty #Kiss your local paladin for me

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Sorry to break it to y'all but believing in anything, participating in anything, has the capacity to harm people. There's no perfect system of belief that exempts you from having to continually work to not be an asshole.

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my favorite genre of post is "absurd internet drama i've never ever heard of told in a carefully-paced screenshot montage set to In The Hall of the Mountain King"

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Important on kosa

gald for everyone to those who are fighting, but if you think this only affects the US, you are wrong, it can cuase NATION WIDE DAMAGE, because mostly your social media post are based in the United states.

Agian keep on fighting.

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I can’t get over this lmaooo

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Jack'ed: Ha ha! No one will escape my-!

*checks inventory*

Jack'ed: FIFTY ONE BOMBS AND EXPLOSIVES

#thank god being hit with fire or explosions doesn't set off the explosives in your back pocket #but i cant wait for the Avatar of Myrkul is Dead post lmao #JACK'ED NATION RIIIIISSSSEEEEEE

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

#the fact that i can hear their voices 😭