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thedelphiprophet · 1 year
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Dionysus has already begun spreading his hedonism tonight. Who would believe our perfect maiden Athena would associate with a heathen like him? Then again, who else would supply her Adderall? Stay tuned to see what the rest of our beloved Olympians get up to tonight.
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thedelphiprophet · 1 year
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What a lovely party one of our resident goddesses has thrown. Perhaps she shouldn’t have invited Aphrodite, considering she might drink the entire champagne tower by herself. Maybe she’ll be inebriated enough to give us a glimpse of the real Aphrodite behind the carefully crafted mask.
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thedelphiprophet · 1 year
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Harvard’s favorite playboy has an even dirtier secret than the whores he keeps. Our very own Dionysus has been desecrating Olympus with his free flowing supply of illegal substances.
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thedelphiprophet · 1 year
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Leaves won’t be the only thing falling at HU this semester.
Stay tuned.
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