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8:13 p.m. Damn. I'm just now remembering my coworker from this afternoon.
"Wow, you look nice. You going to an interview or something?"
Yeah.
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thinking abt couples kissing in front of klimt's kiss
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3:16 p.m. Presenting a restraining order request before a court is the weirdest thing. The closest thing I can equate it to is, "Hey, come look at my book report on why this absolute piece of shit is a psycho and why they should stay away from me." Compelling, no?
5:28 p.m. YOOOO! WE GOT STAKES NOW! According to the summons, if I can't prove my neighbor is a psycho then I pay $55.00, but if I do, then they have to pay $55.00. I'm so here for this reverse bet thing. I get peace of mind AND the bitch has to pay my filing fee? Fuck yes!!
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IG @mossy_hollow_
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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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9:04 a.m. My coworkers seem pleasantly surprised that I can work, joke, and live life as normal in my fraction of the workspace. Y'all, I am the compartmentalization QUEEN. I filed the latest bullshit away weeks ago and will nimbly thumb that bitch out when I need to.
Besides, I'm sitting down with a pro this Saturday to finesse my resume, and presently, I'm daydreaming and doodling at my desk. My Maslow's heirarchy of needs has been met 👏
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I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain
If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain
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outcast of the village
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1:19 p.m. I've been dealing with one inciting incident at my job for the past two weeks, and I am fully ready and willing to make a change, cause bitch... It's time. Anyways, one of my coworkers chose to 'share their feelings' with me today, when I did not ask for them (full disclosure: I'm actively seeking another job *because I can, and I am allowed to*), but something came over this person to gaslight the shit out of me.
"I bet it's hard to find another office where everyone really gets along, you know?" ... this dude worked by himself for years before he joined our office, wtf is he talking about...
"[Proceeds to explain away the sequence of events the way he saw them.]" Neat. I do not care.
I've been at this job for eight years (this guy might have been here for half that, and even then, he was seasonal for most of it). He thinks I'm leaving to be fucking cute and this legit was my face the whole time:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with change and if someone tries to scare you and tells you there is, tell them to go fuck themselves. Never feel cornered or trapped.
Fuck that.
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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8:31 a.m. This thing about Chechnya banning music for being too fast or too slow. Is this real? It can't be real...
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3:46 p.m. I am operating at an unprecedented level of 'bitch' today and deeply need to be avoided.
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