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Tell me a soft memory

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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I was going to include every tweet, but I realized fast it would be far too long. There are 55 tweets. Read them all here

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I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

#damn right id watch the FUCK out of all of these events

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A city where necromancy is legal and actually a part of every day society. So long as you follow a specific set of laws to make it seem a bit more ethical, you’re allowed to use it to do anything from helping you in a fight, to helping you run your business. In fact, there are entire shops or restaurants where the staff are undead. Laws to handle the undead could be things like:

• The corpses used cannot have flesh on them for sanitary reasons, especially in the case of businesses. Those who raise undead who are more than just bone will face a fine dependent on their situation.

• Similar to how people can donate their bodies to science, or donate their organs to those in need, people can choose to donate their bodies to necromancers before their death.

• If it is unknown if a person wished for their body to be donated after death, and they have been dead for 150+ years, you’re allowed to raise them. If next of kin is still alive, you must get permission from them first.

• You must take care of the undead in your charge. Keep them clean and unbroken. If one of them starts to get too much wear and tear, you are required by law to respectfully lay them back down to rest. Failure to do this will get you a hefty fine.

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Hopefully this is a little harder than the last one!

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“Disabled ” is a neutral descriptor at worst. It just means we can’t do some things the way other people can, or at all. It’s not an insult, and it doesn’t mean we’re lesser.

Disabled culture is beautiful and wonderful. Disabled people are beautiful and wonderful. We and our worlds are not a misfortune or a consolation prize.

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改点傻图 感觉挺合适的

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LOVE to watch an expert in their field explain to me a bunch of shit i didn’t know

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2 twitter posts in a thread, both from @tahthetrickster​ 

post 1: youtube recs have finally nailed my favorite brand of video and that brand is Expert In A Subject Drags Content Farm Videos About Their Subject

post 2: yes i DO want to see the soap lady be horrified. yes i DO want to watch the bookbinder shout at her screen. yes i DO want to watch this man who looks like a google search result of “plumber” debunk plumbing hacks. yes i DO want to watch ann reardon destroy her microwave again

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Anubis with Sparrows Art by Joanna Karpowicz

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3.0

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“Who can prevent all this from happening? The people. Public figures, journalists, musicians, actors, athletes, scientists, doctors, bloggers, stand-ups, Tiktokers, and more. Ordinary people. Ordinary, simple people. Men, women, old, young, fathers, and most importantly - mothers. I know that my speech will not be aired on Russian television. But the citizens of Russia have to see it. They need to know the truth.”

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