thecraftgremlin

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On a scale from Nathan Explosion to John Gaius how well do you handle fucking up stopping the apocalypse.

#the locked tomb series #metalocalypse #this is a joke for me and only me as far as I’m aware

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#currently nothing except my chargers and sleep headphones because my cat is a little bastard who enjoys property damage

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#lost media one simply because recently extinct animal heist wasn’t an option

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#frankenbugs rec #i’ve checked out a surprising amount of stuff on their recommendations honestly #they gots good taste

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I have no idea what I’m gonna do if they let me into the dunmeshi zine cause my only ideas so far are a farcille piece or an Izutsumi piece and you know they’re gonna be overrun by those.

#maybe something with namari idk

[thecraftgremlin]

How do I say "Well executed body horror is one of the most beautiful things that can be depicted in animation" without sounding like an absolute freak.

#reminds me i still haven't seen akira i should watch that sometime

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Hitting preview on an audiobook and getting jumpscared by RAINE WHISPERS?

#i had no idea they did audiobooks i just wanted to listen to what moves the dead on frankenbugs reccomendation #it took me a second too i was like this narrator sounds really familiar for some reason

[thecraftgremlin]

I am. SO pissed I didn’t get to see Army of the Doomstar earlier. Holy shit what a movie.

#i don’t think I could have asked for a better ending

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#had to go for my spoon is too big because did any of these other iconic cartoons get nominated for an oscar #I kid but seriously i Will always go to bat for don hertzfeldt

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The Ugly Duckling but instead of being a swan the duckling is a shoebill stork.

#the stork goes back to the ducks that treated them like shit and just does the shoebill death glare at them

[thecraftgremlin]

If I had a nickel for every story I’ve written in a fantasy setting with a dark haired sad sack protagonist who thinks their life is over that contains a wlw romance involving a woman with something unusual going on with her face, I would have no nickels because I haven’t written either of these stories yet. Hopefully I’ll get there eventually and I can cash those nickels.

[thecraftgremlin]

I was making a truly giant batch of corn soup and I had a vision. Happy Corn and Corn Alone Day, everybody.

#homestar runner #this is so dumb #corn soup turned out good

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My mushroom animation is going around again for some reason and I can’t lie, it always makes me really happy when my animation gets some love.

#i’m sure most of you follow me because of shitposts or fandom stuff #but technically speaking I am a professional animator and it makes me happy when people like my stuff

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My special skill is if you post a stop motion animated GIF about 75% of the time I'll recognize it. No this has never been useful in any situation, why do you ask?

#sure i can't help in a medical emergency but i can tell you if something is by pes or osmoc or guldies

[thecraftgremlin]

It was so funny growing up in a time when anything but perfectly flat straight hair was considered ugly as sin and constantly being pestered about it only to realize as an adult that my hair really isn’t even that curly.

#partially it’s just because it’s so short nowadays and partially because my girlfriend has 4c curls but still #they couldn’t even handle my white ass curls

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The m/m slowly eclipsing farcille in the dunmeshi fandom wouldn’t bother me nearly as much if the biggest pairing was Chilchuck and Senshi.

#fandom stuff #like rampant misogyny and lesbophobia in fandom trends aside #ship the little men I dare you #chilchuck canonically thinks senshi is attractive

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KITTY!!!!!! she’s almost here and she’s perfect

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #SHE #KITTY CAT APPROACHING