theclandestineclementine

[theclandestineclementine]

When Mandy was little her brothers told her Iggy was short for Iggosaur and she believed them for way too long. Then they told her it was short for Iggothy.

#😂😂😂😂 #iggothy

[theclandestineclementine]

come over so you can lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

[theclandestineclementine]

boys are meant to be eye candy and get fat.

i don’t make the rules

[theclandestineclementine]

When his belly hits your clit 🥵🐷🐷

[theclandestineclementine]

fat vampire who is overfed off of my blood

[theclandestineclementine]

I really need to have my face pressed into a big belly rn. Like... I think I'm gonna pass away if I don't feel the soft caress of fat tummy on my face 🥺

[theclandestineclementine]

I think a lot about gaining weight as a form of healing

[theclandestineclementine]

“Umm it’s really obvious you have a fetish for fat people” okay i think that’s fine actually. I would prefer to be open about being attracted to fat people rather than tell other people not to be so openly attracted to fatness, something which people do to me with a strange amount of frequency

[theclandestineclementine]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

[theclandestineclementine]

the tummy is a magical thing. the most lovely and beautiful part of the whole body. this gets exponentially more true the fatter it is btw

[theclandestineclementine]

what if...belly...but big

[theclandestineclementine]

Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn't fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.

[theclandestineclementine]

sucking hickeys onto a fat belly

[theclandestineclementine]

Are you in the mood for romantic feedism… Like having you're tummy grabbed gently and being pulled close, being fed small sweets delicately with lots of kisses in between, wearing tight lingerie while eating , being told how beautiful and sexy you look with all the extra weight

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men in tiny little crop tops.

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I think that, as a society, we ahoukd v v v0 should spend more time romaticising backrolls

[theclandestineclementine]

if you don’t think fat people are hot that is a you problem and a skill issue and i don’t ever wanna hear it also maybe die