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Can we talk about how quickly Buck upped his flirting game in regards to Tommy for a second? Cuz, like, we all owe Evan Buckley an apology for calling him a disaster. I’m sorry, my guy, I was unfamiliar with your game. Responding to “that fire was a beast” with “so are you” was a choice, and I gotta say, I respect it. It’s bold, it’s sassy, it’s smooth as fuck. We stan a legend of the rizz game.

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not gonna lie i think it's so adorable that pre-breakup tim set a million reminders about his girlfriend's birthday the day before like it was some extremely significant national holiday he would be cursed if he forgot. just the day the love of his life was born. a man so deeply in love.

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Tommy, well, he’s not much of a music guy. Ok he is but his likes aren’t nearly as diverse as Evan’s. (Seriously, the guy’s got a playlist for everything)

And Tommy doesn’t mind hearing what his boyfriend likes to listen to, what his favorite artists and songs are. He loves learning about Evan. It’s his new favorite topic and he wants to get an A+. Tommy just wouldn’t likely listen to any of these tunes on his own.

Evan sends him a new song on Spotify sometimes with a message like “Reminds me of driving through Montana” or “Makes me wish you were here right now. Can’t wait to see you soon ❤️” And Tommy always tries to offer an opinion of how much he liked something or not.

He’s pretty sure Evan believes he listens to most of them once and never thinks of them again. What Evan doesn’t know is he’s been collecting them on his own private playlists. By their 3 month anniversary he has enough songs put together (from their collective Likes) to present his playlists to Evan.

Kitchen Slow Dance

Beach Day

Miss you

Driving

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Evan is overwhelmed by the gesture and immediately taps on Kitchen Slow Dance. They sway to “Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton and “Love me Tender” by Nora Jones (because Evan loves The Princess Diaries).

Tommy can’t help the ridiculous grin on his face, watching Evan hear each new selection. And then because he can, he gives Evan a twirl before pulling him back and dipping them low. They both break into a fit of giggles. It’s silly and romantic and absolutely perfect 💞

You made my night baby 💙💙💙 it's absolutely beautiful and absolute canon for me

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favorite underrated bobby moment

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I need Chimney to be incessantly obnoxious to Buck about the fact that he once saved Tommy's life.

"Date night? You know, without me there'd be no boyfriend to date..."

"Bi colors for Pride? Nice. Without me you'd still be a miserable straight guy though."

"You know you owe that hickey to me..." "Please stop. I'm begging you."

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fully losing it at this moment when tommy looks over at buck. the pause. the swallow. the blink. with lou already confirming the booty check at harbour, i am fully convinced this lou playing it as oh yay my crush is here, oh shit, play it cool, play it cool, hiiiiii 🥰

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[ID: three digital drawings making up a short comic of characters from 911 on ABC. All three showing Chimney in a hospital bed and buck sitting at his bedside. In the first buck is smiling and saying to Chimney, "yeah, when I was telling Maddie about Tommy, I thought it was totally normal to check out a hot guys ass, haha." and chimney replies, "but that is totally normal," looking unperturbed.

In the next image Chimney is smiling as he says, "in fact, I've had fantasies about other men before. But I was still completely straight." Buck squints as him and says, "... yeah, that's how I thought before I came out."

The final panel is buck and chimney sitting in silence. now drawn with dot eyes to signify their surprise and realization. A bisexual flag is now the entire background of this image. End ID.]

brothers in law.... :)

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I already have too many fic projects going on, but here's one that'd be funny af:

Maddie and Chimney in a Ship War.

Maddie ships Buck and Eddie because she's been teasing her brother about his "boy crush" forever and who doesn't love being right about shit? Buck and Eddie have been through so much together, they deserve to be endgame! Also if they did get together she could be Christopher's Fun Aunt! Yay! And even though Tommy is the clear "it boy" for now, she is sure Buck was smitten with Eddie first. And firsties always wins. So there. Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.

Chim ships Buck and Tommy because he doesn't wanna deal with working around horny boyfriends for twelve hours a day. Besides Tommy has become his main weekend basketball bro and never shuts up about Buck, which is heartwarming. And he just thinks they look cute together. And he has always been a sucker for stories where the underdog wins, so the fact that Tommy is the unlikely surprise love interest is a point in his favor.

Josh is forced to mediate this Ship War. He is the only grownup in the room. He is not pleased.

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buck did a deep dive on queer everything, found the bisexual disaster trope, and was like, well, can't let down my community

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He's not listening to a damn word Tommy is saying.

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Idk how I am expected to survive Tommy standing outside an isolation bubble staring at Buck in a hospital gown and possibly infected with the bubonic plague while their hands press against the glass.

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Kid approves btw 👍

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the fact that tommy has now seen buck both in his most jealous resource guarding puppy phase and his control freak with a clipboard (sans the clipboard) phase and still wants him just as badly...I can't believe buck found the only two men in the world who are moronsexual enough to deal with this. a statistical anomaly.

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Lou saying that he made little choices to show Tommy was checking Buck out prior to the kiss just made me think of Tommy’s decision to go over and apologise personally. Because Lou also said Tommy had no idea Buck was interested until just before so-

He really went all the way over to Buck’s loft just before work because he thinks he Made The Cute Boy Sad 🥺 And he wanted to personally apologise and fix it

Absolutely whipped behaviour Mr. Kinard 🫡✨

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Lou saying that he made little choices to show Tommy was checking Buck out prior to the kiss just made me think of Tommy’s decision to go over and apologise personally. Because Lou also said Tommy had no idea Buck was interested until just before so-

He really went all the way over to Buck’s loft just before work because he thinks he Made The Cute Boy Sad 🥺 And he wanted to personally apologise and fix it

Absolutely whipped behaviour Mr. Kinard 🫡✨

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[Tommy picking Buck up from the 118 for a date]

Tommy: hey, they dont have a fire pole at harbor. Can I ride it?

Buck (wiggling his eyebrows flirtatiously): I have a fire pole you can ride.

Tommy (amused by boyfriend antics): That was terrible.

Buck: Yeah but it's true babe. Why ride that pole when you can ride mine?

Tommy: I think I've got something special for you to ride back home.

Buck: gets flustered by his hot boyfriend and tries to make out with him in the kitchen.

Chimney (trying to drink coffee in peace): You're both horrible at flirting.

Buck: That's homophobic.

Tommy (proudly): I taught him that one.

Hen (playing solitaire at the kitchen table): I'm happy for you both but please be gay somewhere else so we don't have to watch you eye fuck each other.

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the biggest thing thalia and percy have in common is not their being a child of the big three gods. but their unmatched adoration for annabeth chase. because listen. these two will fight each other any chance they get. but the second you speak ill on their girl. it's on sight.