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Boone Boys Chat - Lunch
Boone Boys chatter: Lunch with Daddy edition.
Waiter: What can I get you?
Rhett: Cheese enchilada and a Corona (implied)*
*Really he said “Dadadadada bye bye gogogo mamama” so I translated for the waiter, sans Corona.
Geoff: Chipotle Enchiladas.
Waiter: Excellent.
The End (its lunch. What did you expect?)
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Boone Boys Chat OH
🎵Thunderstruck🎵 Geoff feeding Rhett James: ohhh yeah, buddy. Thunderstruck! Wanna play? Rhett: :::opens mouth for food:::
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Boone Boys Chat- Happy Mother's Day
Boone Boys Chatter: Mommy's Day Edition: Rhett: Daddy, what's all this talk about Mother's Day? I keep seeing commercials on TV about it. Is tomorrow Mommy's birthday? Geoff: No, son. That was back in March. Mother's Day is a very special day in which we honor and celebrate all Mothers for being such an important part in our lives. It's a day where we make extra sure that they know how much we love them and thank them for being so great. Rhett: We need a special day for that? Seems like that should be every day. Geoff: Absolutely. Rhett: So is there a Father's Day too? Geoff: Yep. Sometime in June. It's the same Sunday as the last round of the US Open. Rhett: Well that wasn't an accident. Geoff: Ha, no, I imagine there's a strategy to that. Rhett: So when is "Son's Day"? Geoff: There isn't one. Rhett: Figures. Yet another slight to the under 1 crowd. Just because we're young doesn't mean we shouldn't have a day! Geoff: I don't think it.. Rhett: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Geoff: Ok there, Rock. Calm down. It's bedtime. Rhett: Fine. But I'll need a diaper change first IF YA SMEELLLL WHAT THE RHETT IS COOKING!!!!! Geoff: You're out of control. Tell everyone Happy Mother's Day. Rhett: Happy Mommy's Day to all the Mommy's out there, but especially to mine. I love you Mommy!!
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Boone Boys Chat - Soundtrack Edition
Boone Boys chatter - Soundtrack edition. First song: The River by Garth Brooks I sing this song to the little man when he's having trouble falling asleep. It's one of his favorites. On one of his first nights home from the hospital, he and I were up almost all night long. I think it was 5am before I finally got him settled. We had agreed to let mommy get some sleep, and though he supported the idea, he was struggling with the concept. So anyway, we were watching TV and I was fading fast. He would sleep for an hour, then wake up for one. And so it went. I was struggling for something to watch and finally settled on "Garth Brooks: Live at Yankee Stadium". I figured I could at least sing along and entertain him that way. Well, it worked. Two hours later, as I danced around the living room singing along to all the classics, he finally settled in and seemed very happy. Not fussing, you see, which at 2 weeks old means happy. And so there we are, 4:30 in the morning, and eventually "The River" comes on. As we near the end of the song and I look down at him, I notice that his face is wet. I think "My god how tired am I that I didn't realize he was crying ?" About this time, I realized that my face was wet too. Looking up, i noticed no leak in the ceiling. So it's obviously me that's producing the tears. The fatigue? Definitely. The emotions of being a new dad? Without a doubt. Mostly though, I think it was the message of the song. "There are bound to be rough waters and I know I'll take some falls" Always are, for everyone. But we push on. We fight. We rise above it. I couldn't help but think that if I'd ever quit or lost sight of what's important in life that I may have not ended up standing there holding my whole world in my arms while crying to some silly country song at damn near 5am. Anyways, I knew at that moment that it was gonna be our song. Me and Rhett. And I was gonna sing it to him at least until he became old enough to realize how badly I was butchering it. So it's the first addition to our soundtrack. 😊🎼👨👦
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#CaptainNoPants #RhettJames #BooneBoysChat #firstflightchamp
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Boone Boys Chat - Up Up and Away
Boone Boys chatter (First flight addition): It's 4am at the palatial Boone estate, and our heroes are just beginning their day: Geoff: Wake up, little man. It's time to go to the airport. Rhett (yawning): Ummm, its dark outside, Daddy. Come back with some milk, or don't come back at all.. Geoff: Mommy'll feed you a bottle in the car. We gotta go. Rhett: Fine, but I'm not wearing pants! Geoff: Fair enough. Rhett breezes through the grooming process (fresh diaper) and makes it to the airport without a peep: Now, with his morning mommy beverage in his tummy, he gets inquisitive Rhett: Um, this isn't kickball. It's Thursday, Daddy... Geoff: Nope, it's the airport. We're leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when we'll be back again... Rhett: Does everything with you have to be a song lyric? Geoff: Yep. Anyhoo, we're getting on an airplane and traveling to Texas. Rhett: Cowboys game?!?! Geoff: No, that's Dallas, and it's the off-season so no. We're flying to Houston to meet your Texas family! First stop is to see the Teals in Tilden. Rhett: TILDEN? Home of the Broken Skull Ranch and Stone Cold Steve Austin?!?! Can I get a hell yeah? (Promptly smashes 2 milk bottles together and drinks them simultaneously) Geoff: Watch your mouth. And yes. HELL YEAH! Probably not seeing Steve this time, though. Meeting Uncle Jim and Aunt Sheri first. Rhett: AWESOME. Big Country, here I come! Which side of the wall will we be on? Geoff: Stop it. Rhett: Too soon. Got it. We aren't flying United, are we? Because I'll rumble if I have to. Geoff: Nope, Southwest. Why don't you take a little snooze. We're about to take off. Rhett: I'm gonna need a boob. Rhett snuggles up to Mommy, while Daddy starts typing something on his phone.. Rhett: Another privacy infringement. Laugh it up, people.. And our hero settles in for his first flight... To be continued..
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Boone Boys Chat - Introduction to Metallica
Boone Boys chatter (Bedtime addition..) Tonight we find our early-talking, quick-witted, super-talented, mostly bald 4.5 month old and his fairly average Dad sitting quietly in the dark in Rhett's rocking chair.. Rhett: Daddy, why did you say "Exit Light" when you cut the lights off? Geoff: I didn't realize that I did that.. Rhett: Yep, and then you said "Enter night.." Does this have something to do with this outfit you insisted I wear? Geoff: Absolutely not. Enough questions, little man. Here, take my hand. We're off to Never-never land.. As Rhett drifts off to sleep, Geoff lays him down in his bed. He sleepily opens his eyes: Rhett: Daddy (he whispers..) Geoff: Yes, little man... Rhett: Start jumping......
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Morning musings of music
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When Doves Cry #BooneBoysChat #Prince #RhettJames #WhenDovesCry
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Boone Boys Chat - When Doves Cry
Boone Boys chatter-Waking up edition: Geoff: There's my little man! You took such a long nap! Why are you so cranky? Rhett: How can you just leave me standing? Geoff: Standing? No, you were definitely laying down. Rhett: Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold) Geoff: Its plenty warm in here. You're sweating. Rhett: Maybe I'm just too demanding? Geoff: Sometimes, yeah, but you want what you want.. Rhett: Maybe I'm just like my father..too bold? Geoff: Not the worst thing. I'm pretty great. Rhett.: Maybe you're just like my mother? Geoff: I can see that. She is amazing. . Rhett: She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied) Geoff: That's not fair. She wants you to have the best of everything. Now can you stop with the screaming please. Here you're milk. Rhett: Why do we scream at each other? Geoff: Well you started it. Settle down and eat! Rhett: This is what it sounds like when doves cry.. Geoff: Wait a second. What's happening (Checks I-pad in nursery). Well-played, my son..
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Boone Boys Chat - Takeover
Boone Boys chatter (Rhett takeover edition): Well well well, guess who fell asleep with his phone too close to me? Yep, that's right: my Daddy. He's taking a break. Now before one of you goes all "child services" on him, know that Mommy is sitting at my feet and is fully aware of my activities (shocked, really, like she's never seen a 3-month old Facebooking..welcome to the 21st century, Ma!). Let me be clear: We sleep when I say we sleep, old man. That said, I'm going to let you catch a few winks while I set the record straight on a few items: 1) At only 3 months old, I'm not particularly political at this point. I can't even sit up straight. I keep falling over to the left for some reason. This is my day every day: eat, frantically wave my arms and legs, talk incoherently, poop, cry, watch TV, and sleep. That's pretty much it. That hardly qualifies me to be an authority on politics. It's not like I'm running for President (if only I could Tweet...) 2) I am partial to the boob. It's good eating. Mommy says we mention them in our chats a lot, but facts are facts. Boobs dominate my life. Daddy says that probably won't change too much.. 3) I'm not seeing any money yet for my help in Mommy and Daddy's real estate business. I've shown houses. Sure, I just sit there and nap, but believe me it's helping. I could make it a lot worse. At some point, a little kick-back would be appreciated. 4) I get told I'm a "good boy" a lot. Sometimes, I'm apparently a "jackass". I'm struggling to see the difference. Also, the dog seems to respond to both names too. So there's that. 5) I haven't worn a shirt/tie combo to the office since that picture was sent out. Frankly, I don't reallly like pants and forget about shoes! My t-shirt onesie game is strong though. There's one that says "Future President" but Daddy says I'm overqualified. That's fine. I'm leaning towards being a Jedi Master anyway... 6) Daddy watches CNN more than Sportscenter these days. He says it's fascinating/terrifying what's happening in Washington DC, but I just wanna know if the Thunder beat the Lakers. So we're working on a compromise. More Gilmore Girls? 7) College football season should last 11 months. These aren't Daddy's words, they're mine. Shut up. 8) Finally, we did miss Gaga's performance at the Super Bowl because I was being the aforementioned jackass. I can't help I was "born this way". I asked Dad why we were leaving and he said about a "million reasons". I wasn't even hungry. Guess they couldn't read my "poker face". As a matter of fact, they were right on "the edge of glory" and could've stayed if we had "just dance(d)". Da da do do. I'll wait for your "applause". "You and I" both know I just killed this "love game". By the way, "Joanne", stop calling on the "telephone". I'm only 3 months old. I can't actually talk yet. Ugh, this has become a "bad romance". I think I've said enough. He's waking up. Good day to you. (Rhett exits stage left, waving to the "paparazzi").
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Boone Boys Chat (from Mommy's perspective)
Rhett: waahh. Boo-hooo Geoff leans into Rhett's face: Only you can control your anger. Rhett: .... Me: .... what was that Doctor Oz? Rhett: waahh. Boo-hooo
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