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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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moodboard as of the late

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hows kyle doing? havent heard about him in a while

he broke his ankle but its fine because he has another one

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

#MERMAID MELODY IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE BABEYYYY

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How can I greet the world with open arms in these conditions

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Jorge casting his own mother as Odysseus' mother

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Please accept my humble meme in this trying time Winions

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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster

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the underworld in a nutshell

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

#my obsession with 'female detective that is well-developed character and competent x idiot (affectionate) consultant'

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playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

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Durge heads for more consistent comic drawings!

Which one’s your favorite?

#god i wanna give durge he— [shot] #jokes aside i love this!! it's wonderful!! durge is wonderful and i love your style! #something about number 5 is so 🙏🙏🙏 i love

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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)

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LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024) Official Trailer

#god his face was so familiar and then i was like wait— KURT FROM ANT-MAN??? #GOOD FOR HIM!!!!