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The good news is that we've got another place to stay. The bad news is we gotta leave at 4am Sunday morning to make the check-in time. But at least we've got another place to stay!

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tennessee state legislature has adjourned for the year. yes it's only april. but at least the asses running this shitshow can't fuck up anything else for awhile.

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I'd behaved so well, not eating any of my road trip snacks.

But now that I don't know whether we're going on a road trip or not, they are calling me.

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( -｀Д´-;A) guess (゜゜;)(。。;) what I o(*´д`*)o discovered ヾ(ﾟдﾟ )三( ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ"? my phone (；`・ω・) has a category (/≧◇≦＼) for?

I'll never have to type or copy paste them again!(ФωФ)

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Still no idea whether or not we can rent the place. They'll call us back or whatever? ┐('～`;)┌

Fuck. Dad's friend emailed him that a pipe under the house burst, and he's having to delay his trip to have it fixed. Which means our trip is pretty much scuttled.

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It's quite not as good a house, but we found a VRBO about 20 minutes north of that place that would work and is roughly the same as the agreed-on price, so Mama's trying to see if we can get it booked on such short notice.

Fuck. Dad's friend emailed him that a pipe under the house burst, and he's having to delay his trip to have it fixed. Which means our trip is pretty much scuttled.

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Welcome to Bedford Castle in Bedford, WY. It's a fairly new castle, built in 1992, but it's pretty impressive inside, for reasons. It has 5bds, 7ba and they're asking $14M. Well, it's on 40 acres of land, too.

It's built among the pine trees and the mountains of Wyoming in the background. It looks a little like an Austrian castle. Can you imagine yourself running, dressed in a pinafore, singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music?"

In the summer, it looks like the Emerald City. We're off to see the wizard.

The grand entrance stairs. There's supposed to be an elevator somewhere.

In many ways it looks like a castle, with stone arches, but I like a more medieval look, with dark wood.

I wonder if the big lion would convey.

Check out the great hall/living room. It's kind of rustic, but with stone castle pillars.

Large dated kitchen. It looks like a house kitchen, not particularly castle-ish.

The dining room has a big fireplace with a modern insert. Is it me, or is that table ridiculously high?

Now this is castle. Big white stone fireplace and columns. Very nice. Love the blue chandy.

Looking up at the mezzanine.

Here's the elevator. I can't tell where it's located, though.

Winding castle stairs.

What is that thing? It looks like a trapeze. Do you have to grab onto it and hoist yourself up?

Assuming that you got up here, this must be the primary bedroom.

I'm gonna say that this treacherous ladder goes up to the kids bedroom.

They have a bunker style room.

Very large bath. Dated. When you build something like this, you gotta think timeless. Oak cabinets w/carved fronts was a trend that quickly went out of style.

Here's another bedroom. I like the fireplace mantle with the thick columns.

And, this is one of the other smaller baths. Actually, I thought that was the elevator when I first saw it.

Metal stairs to the tower. This is super cool.

40 acres in Wyoming would be beautifully green in the summer.

But, you gotta be into snow, too.

https://www.trulia.com/home/2150-robinson-ln-bedford-wy-83112-299621690

#im sorry its WHERE???? #(hits up zillow) #oh my god its real

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Fuck. Dad's friend emailed him that a pipe under the house burst, and he's having to delay his trip to have it fixed. Which means our trip is pretty much scuttled.

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Todays page is a fucking delight and I need it known that the first pic is going to become a go to reaction image for me and the second just makes me so fucking happy, get dunked on Tweedle you stupid tool!

#girl genius #(insert 'Ha! Suffer!' gif here)

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chronic fatigue: your brain says, we have the skill, let's make a whole Thanksgiving meal, your body says nah, man, even the microwave is too hard.

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#i have no thermoregulation at all #gimme the bed

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People think being self aware cancels out mental illness. That when you realise your thoughts or behaviours are irrational you just stop having/doing them

Instead what happens if you're extremely self aware and mentally ill is that you just think in a resigned kind of way "I'm being really fucking crazy right now" while being very loudly mentally ill

Sometimes you are able to tell the people around you "oh, you can ignore me rn. I'm just being extremely mentally ill rn. It will eventually pass" and then continue your erratic behaviour. But mostly it's just privately thinking: "well this is embarrassing but I can't turn it off so just gotta deal with it I guess."

It's infuriating honestly

#i also don't want to be doing the things i am doing

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#i couldn't actually use any of them because allergies #but passing along for others to vote #iykyk

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We're not leaving until Sunday morning (28th), so I'll go ahead and do music poll Friday and music posting Saturday. Saturday night, I'll chuck a bunch of stuff in queue for the week.

We'll be driving home Saturday the 4th, so no music poll/posting that weekend. I'll probably have enough stuff loaded in the queue to cover that far anyway.

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#(snortlaughing)