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Why did apes and humans lose their tails?

*reads*

of fucking course it was a fucking Alu element

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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“Weird” trans people online are not the cause of transphobia offline.

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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This apartment did come with the most fuckass table I've ever seen tho. Sorry whatever cow died and got turned into this table. Rip bozo sucks for you

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Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

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One time I said something "whipped ass" and someone said I shouldn't talk about whipping ass when there are minors following me. Takes all kinds.

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After morning sermon.

speedpaint/sketch:

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there is a very easy, quick but messy solution to all your problems.

Part 1. pov 5 seconds before the Mystic Seller drops a memory bomb on Narinder

#tw blood? #tw horror?

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*Fires Yurification Beam at Lambert & Narinder*

i dont think their appearances would change very much

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“What could’ve been. What was not”

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GUESS WHAT.

*Crows goes what*

…Wait no nvm I have nothing to say UHM.

Imagine being judged by a painting LMAO. Couldn’t be me.

First of all special thanks to @minightrose for helping with the ideas for this drawing. ILY /p

Now, In celebration of my 400- wait no, 500 as of date followers I decided to come up with something very silly for a dtiys related to my VTA au and since I’m a pretentious bastard I decided to make it the most detailed thing I could muster up. At this point I’m not even gonna say my usual “IM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN” because I will. I’ll eventually do something even worse and hate myself for it LMAO

So! I want yall to go wild with this dtiys. Change the painting? Go for it. Make Narinder look front instead of away? Hell yeah. Only thing I ask is to keep the elements of the painting w/Lamb, the crown n Nari and sad emo boy Narinder having scratched it. Who knows perhaps I’ll draw something cool for the submission I like the most before the end of may. Who said that. Not me (yes me)

BTW MAKE SURE TO TAG ME IN THE POST IF YOU PARTICIPATE PRETTY PLEASE.

That said, have fun!!! Cuz I certainly did :3

Extras:

Doodle of the painting w/out the scratch

Alternate version that almost got drawn

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wes dubbed one of my sketches, i decided to animate it :]

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.