i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate
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uncircumcised guys rly asking for condoms 馃槀 bro the stapler is on the table!!
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when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this
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idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again
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reblog if you鈥檙e a little lost in life rn
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Parkway Drive-聽Carrion
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
lots and lots and lots and lots
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Caviria vinasia
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abolish celebrity because i am not one. if i ever figure out how to monetize my quirky web presence i didn鈥檛 say this
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*sigh* *releases toxic spores*
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eheehehehehehe鈥eehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in
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me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that鈥檚 over
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call me the vaccine the way i鈥檓 being tested
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Morgan Nikola-Wren
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