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"and genuine hot boi!"
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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thealternatemind · 43 minutes
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ITS THE LAST STAND BABY!!!!!!!!
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thealternatemind · 13 hours
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Soledad Miranda and Ewa Strömberg in Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
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thealternatemind · 13 hours
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starting a collection
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thealternatemind · 13 hours
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thealternatemind · 13 hours
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if you’re a teacher at augefort you’re either a villain masquerading under the guise of an unhelpful educator to manipulate children into your evil scheme, or you’re fig’s parents
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thealternatemind · 16 hours
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One last silly before this presidency blows up the world
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thealternatemind · 21 hours
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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
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thealternatemind · 22 hours
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ok now draw him writhing around on the floor whimpering and bleeding
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thealternatemind · 1 day
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Third to last episode of Freshman Year: it’s all coming together. The enemy is revealed, but so much time has been lost that chances of victory are slim. The heroes must rush to save their families, terrified they may arrive too late, and regroup with little rest to face their final battle.
Third to last episode of Sophomore Year: Kristen is dead (again). The party must split up and face their worst fears in shockingly emotional scenes, eventually to reunite with each other and prepare for the fatal fight ahead, searching for any way to save their fallen friend.
Third to last episode of Junior Year: “blimey.” *explodes*
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thealternatemind · 1 day
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i hope oisin saw adaine punch that dragon out of the sky with her bare hands and fears for his life, you’re next motherfucker
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thealternatemind · 1 day
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you're laughing. kristen's straight british clone (recently accepted to hudol, possibly pregnant) just encountered the divine embodiment of nightmares, said "blimey", and got immediately obliterated for it and you're laughing.
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thealternatemind · 3 days
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Steadfastly shipping a Liam O’Brien PC with another character who is absent for the majority of the campaign, and then finally in an episode in the 90’s we get concrete proof that the ship is really happening… it’s a lifestyle 🤌
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thealternatemind · 3 days
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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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