the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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I’m not religious by any means
Nor am I asking for money
But good god this hell has been so fucking never ending. I had to rush my dog to the vet and just dropped nearly $500 to find out he’s got a blood disorder that’s been hell on him for the past few days (My little brother did the best he could with our situation)
I just keep apologizing to him that I couldn’t have brought him home sooner. I feel like such shit for everything. If I could trade places with him i would
But I just wanted to ask for some good vibes and sweet kind words while I’m going through it 🩶
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You’re in her dms, I’m her DM
Roll for initiative
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i will sexualize any mundane thing don't even play with me
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Slapping my dick on your tongue while telling you what a good girl you are
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i want something however i will not be elaborating on that
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he's so handsome i need his tongue in my mouth
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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i love ppl who understand my sense of humor & add on to it 😂 top tier energy
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Watching it slide in and out together >>
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I thought I’d grow out of vampires but here I am grown loving every anemic goth bat bitch I see
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i should be choking on your fingers rn but whatever
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“It won’t fit.”
“I’ll force it to fit.”
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