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see the thing is that sisyphus has to roll the boulder because it's divine punishment for his acts against the gods. cellbit does this of his own volition and supposedly for fun

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cute kitty and her rude ass owner (they love each other <3)

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losing my mind this is so fucking cute

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cellbit celebrating nobody stole his roier flag from his backpack

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Cellbit: What is "peg"? Maybe I'll regret searching for this... [Googling] What is peg? "To die"? I don't think that's it. [Googling again] "Peg Urban Dictionary."

Cellbit: AH. 😬

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Tubbo: [Shouting over "Muffin" by Badboyhalo] I'M SO SAD AND LONELY, I'M SO SAD AND LONELY, SOMEONE MAKE ME A GRINDR ACCOUNT—

Phil: [Bursts out laughing] Fckin' hell...

QSMP once again proving that the proximity mod creates the funniest moments.

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Tubbo's grown so much as a DJ these past few weeks, but I gotta say, every time he drops Spanish or Brazilian music into the mix, I lose my damn MIND, this goes so hard 💿🎶

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Cellbit: You know Thor, don't you like, have to- need to go to the bathroom or something? Maybe like... it seems like you've been streaming for like, 15 hours.

PirateSoftware: Oh no, I've been streaming for 14 hours.

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. It's probably like- you can like, take a break, there's no biggie, I won't be like, offended or anything. You can like, stop and–

PirateSoftware: What if I took a break, and I still won? What would you do?

Cellbit: Uhmm. Delete you from my life, like, block you in every social media, yeah yeah yeah.

PirateSoftware: I mean, you invited me, this is your fault, frankly. You only have yourself to blame.

Cellbit: It's kinda rude to like, to- to I invited you, like, you should let me win, that's- that's kinda how it works.

PirateSoftware: Mmm, no I mean, that would- that wouldn't be fair, you've got so many good skills! I want you to showcase them by having a real challenge.

Cellbit: Yeah but like, we could like– we can like, pretend that you lost fairly, and it wouldn't be so bad for me, yeah. And people like, wouldn't make fun of me for the rest of my life for losing at my own tournament in the first match.

PirateSoftware: I mean... that would be really funny though, so...

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Molly: I mean, I struggle a lot and I get embarrassed to speak English.

Cellbit: Yeah, yeah, but it’s all practice. It’s like the more you do it, eh, the better you get it. I wasn’t like- I bettered my Spanish because of Roier. Cause I play many things with him. And-

Molly: Yeahh, Roier is very nice. I like him alot.

Cellbit: He is, he is, he is. He’s very handsome.

Molly: I need to distract you.

Cellbit: (Laughs) You’re trying to distract me with thinking of Roier.

(Additonal context in Spanish Molly’s use of the word “Lindo” in this sentence means calling Roier a lovely person however the word holds the meaning of “Pretty” in other contexts. So Cellbit, I believe, thought she meant pretty and then continued the conversation by agreeing to that and calling him handsome himself.)

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etoiles i fucking love you

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i don't have an explanation for this

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i love how the tournament has involved into everyone shitting on cellbit. what a beautiful world

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Tina: Why is [Foolish] in here?

Cellbit: He's trying to analyze our strategies.

Foolish: I'm just an observer! I'm just an observer.

Matt: Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina!

Foolish: YEAH TINA, KICK HIS ASS!!!

Cellbit: Shut the fck up, WHY ARE YOU CHEERING FOR HER??? You're supposed to be MY boyfriend, tf is going on?! Why are you cheering for her?!

Tina: That's crazy...

Foolish: Tina, I would love it if you beat Cellbit.

Cellbit: Shut the fck up.

Tina: Ok, I'll do my best.

Cellbit: I'm getting on the finals bro, I'm killing you in the finals.

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matt joins cellbit and tina's vc and starts chanting tina's name and cellbit yells "why are you cheering for HER you're supposed to be MY BOYFRIEND"

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cellbit is saying he'll never do a tournament without etoiles again he'll literally cancel the whole event if etoiles can't come

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molly: have you played this game before?

cellbit: yeah.. a couple times. a couple times.

..

molly: my chat is telling me your record is 13,000.

cellbit: no no theyre lying

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[paraphrasing]

cellbit: my spanish has been getting better because i play so much with roier

molly: roier.... he's so cute.....

cellbit: yes he's very handsome, really handsome.

molly: this is how i can distract you, right?