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you can have so much fun putting parts of yourself into characters. but watch out!

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Blend Mode Types for Digital Art Drawing (Procreate, Clip Studio Paint, Photoshop, Fresco, MediBang, etc)

Credit: Procreate Handbook

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#dam i wanna draw my ocs like this now

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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speculative biology/fantasy/fictionalized large predators that kill indiscriminately and don't eat what they kill drive me up the fucking wall. it is so, so dangerous and exhausting to be a large predator. you don't want to get into a fight, you don't want to exert too much energy, because if you fuck up you can die. and once you manage to kill something, you eat it. you don't go and kill the rest of the herd, you scare off the rest of the herd and eat the thing you killed until something scares you off.

did you know tigers only have a 10% success rate as hunters? TIGERS.

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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

#sigurd kvalheim #farron ott

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(Visibly corrupted by my dark sorceries) huh? The purple veins? Dude I always had those. LIGHTNING BLAST. Sorry you were pissing me off. LIGHTING BLAST ON YOUR BALLS

#nechtan mackenn

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my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

#ah #bridei

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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Here’s an invaluable writing resource for you.

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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how have i let so many fictional little people live in my brain....

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think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies

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I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?