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Underleveled dragonites was our doing. Sorry.

ALSO THAT BLACK BELT WASNT EVEN A MEMBER OF THE TEAM HE WAS A HIRED SECURITY GUARD THATS GOT PTSD NOW

not the lance slander on my dash :(

he is PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE and the Dragonite thing was NOT HIS FAULT

-@walkingbugencyclopedia

Apologies, if there is context for why his Dragonites were under levelled and knew multiple moves they are normally incapable of learning I was not able to find it online.

I have only just begun gathering information on the subject, prompted by the messages of others. If you would like to provide further context I would be more than willing to listen.

[the-team-rocket]

If you ARE the real executives then you’ll let Petrel post more 😍

global terrorists

officially pardoned

yeah, and Red is a straight man.

☝🏾 We ARE pardoned, actually! By the champion himself! And we all know that brat has a boyfriend. I didn't spend years in prison just to have my good behavior ignored.

#rocket blog admin post

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Hey does anybody wanna give us some dna samples for an experiment, or…

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//is there supposed to be something on the title I can't see anything, it's the same colour of the background

//oh my gods tumblr sucks 😭😭😭

it should be fixed now, thank you for letting me know

[the-team-rocket]

No???? Ew????

Haven't made a soap post is a while. Fixing that now

Mmmm delicious

[the-team-rocket]

why are you two gay people flirting online? just snap your phones instead and cut off all communication. that’d do everyone a favor

Haven't made a soap post is a while. Fixing that now

Mmmm delicious

[the-team-rocket]

Imagine naming yourself after your team.

Better yet imagine willingly joining a cult even after the founder outed it as a terrorist group

Silph Co was overrated, Devon’s where it’s at.

[the-team-rocket]

💀💀💀

[@litteralgodoftheground]

Who the heck are you, pretending to be a god among tools?

#pokeblog rp #pkmn irl #pokeblr #pokeblogging #team rocket

[the-team-rocket]

And so we rise from the ashes, evading the punishment of incompetent fools trying to stop us!

Team Rocket is back, baby!!!

[the-team-rocket]

Silph Co was overrated, Devon’s where it’s at.

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #pokeblogging #rotomblr #pokeblr #team rocket