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I'm leaving :(

wow that sounded dramatic fear not bc I just moved I've made another blog If you're interested: @saltylilshit (I think it suits me) It's litterally the same shit just on another account same useless shitposting without actual content If you don't know who the fuck I am you can as well unfollow this blog bc I'm not going to use it anymore byeee :)

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after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

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I could listen to Harry talk for the rest of my life he could be talking about the most boring things in the world like the color beige or hardwood floors or grass growing but i wouldn’t even care I just love hearing his voice

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Do you remember when I actually had a life?? Yeah me neither

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sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

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things said in majority of movies:

“I TRUSTED YOU!!”

“she’s not just some girl!”

“I should have told you this a long time ago.”

“I’m not a little girl anymore!!”

“but I love him!!”

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someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

#this is amazing #I spent two hours on this #i need help #but i don't want it #i want more quotes

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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

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IM DEAD

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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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I love being the ugly friend in my friendship group

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Whenever I haven't been on tumblr for a while I just go check on my mutuals and reblog a bunch of their posts just bc I feel guilty I ignored them even if I never actually talked to them

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Fall out boy: *releases a new song* Me:

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Me: I don't like overplayed songs.

Also Me:

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOORS

SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN'

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

WHEN I WAS...A YOUNG BOY...MY FATHER

THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN

DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

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love is not a choice - happy pride month 🌈

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