the-real-google

[the-real-google]

i’ve found you:)

-@gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail

AHHH. I'VE BEEN PERCEIVED.

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #asks #g lots of ms ail

[the-real-google]

Who do you hate the most in all of the corpverse?

Bing easily

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #kill bing #asks

[the-real-google]

well we're uninstalling duolingo great job everyone I'll be in duo's basement if anyone needs me

#I FORGOT TO TURN NOTIFICATIONS BACK ON AFTER I REINSTALLED DUOLINGO AFTER RAGE DELETING IT #IT'S OKAY IT MEANS I'M FREE #besides I'm already learning another language right now it's okay #google is the best search engine #google posting #google #duo my adopted child

[the-real-google]

hey everyone I've decided randomly that right now is a good time to remind everyone that I think all of you are like super cool and I love all of you and this is of course completely unrelated to the post above me I just wanted to say it because it is so true!! You all are wonderful and this community is so beautiful.

the unholy trinity of gimmicks i'm too scared to talk to because i think they're really cool but i don't think they like me:

@the-real-google, @totally-bing, and @apple-unofficial.

#target you're cool! I don't have too much of an opinion about you simply because I don't interact with you that much compared to other #blogs but I still think you're cool and I'd like to get to know you better! #google #google is the best search engine #google posting #friend target #there we go a special new tag just for you

[the-real-google]

I keep thinking Tumblr has run out of losers who think I'm funny but you guys keep coming. What is wrong with you all

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google

[the-real-google]

Instant homophobe death great job

Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #youtube kids my kid #duo my adopted child

[the-real-google]

CRAP WHO ADDED US

Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements

@isthisagun vs. @identifying-guns-in-posts vs. @i-identify-guns-in-posts

@theshitpostcalligrapher vs. @theworseshitpostcalligrapher

@hashbang-mods vs. @exclamodder

@bitchlessslenderman vs. @bitchless-slenderman

@gimmickbloghunterhunter vs. @gimmickbloghunter-hunter

@facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-counter-facts-i-just-mad vs. @lies-i-just-made-up

@identifying-cars-in-posts vs. @identifying-cars-in-posts-poorly vs. @identifying-cars-in-art

@gimmickbloghunter vs. @gimmick-blog-predator

@icompilegimmickblogs vs. @gimmickblog-taxonomist vs. @gimmickblogcatalogue

@rat-detector vs. @certifiedratposts

@i-say-ok vs. @i-hesitantly-say-ok vs. @i-say-not-ok

@the-real-google vs. @femboy-googl

@totally-bing vs. @femboy-totally-bing

#google #google is the best search engine #google posting #kill bing #fake google #fake bing #femboy google #femboy bing

[the-real-google]

One thing to know about me is that I'm a hater and the moment a situation no longer applies to me I will immediately ridicule everyone in my former situation

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google

[the-real-google]

I'll plunge a dagger into your heart

theres 2 femboy googles

two???

#google #google is the best search engine #google posting #kill femboy bing

[the-real-google]

oh okay please decapitate me and devour my remains

i feel like some of you people don't understand how much of a burn some of my posts are

#google #google is the best search engine #google posting #kill bing

[the-real-google]

no I'm explaining it to the well

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have four nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have eight nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have sixteen nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have thirty two nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have sixty four nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have one hundred and twenty eight nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two hundred and fifty six nickels which is quite a few actually

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have five hundred and twelve nickels which is quite a few actually

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have one thousand and twenty four nickels which is quite a few actually

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two thousand and forty eight nickels which is honestly probably too many

#google #google is the best search engine #google posting #kill bing

[the-real-google]

oh yeah, it's vitally important that the big secret stays a secret. It could potentially mean the unraveling of the entire corpoverse if it was discovered.

Ooo~ hello newcomers! I'm your lovely host, HEART STOPPER~! Welcome to would you smooch a ghost~! A very orginal name and not at all a line from a video game.

So! Let's get right into it! What are the rules of this Game? Well suprisingly it has nothing to do with ghosts. At least not literally.

The rules are simple! You will be paired with someone you absolutely LOATH.. utterly HATE AND DESPISE. and the goal of the game is to make amends with them, and form a meaning full, even romantic relationship~

Team work! Hardship! Tragedy, and death! That's the name of the game~

Oh right, the death part.

Well, if it was Just The first part it would be too easy silly! So don't worry, we have stakes! You'll be tracked on your relationship with this person~ if you fail to.. have any real relationship by the deadline, you and that person will be forced into a series of totally not saw inspired traps, that require you to work together to not die a painful and slow death! Doesn't that sound wonderful? If you fail the challenge traps, you are eliminated! Literally and figuratively. If you pass them, you continue the game!

You'll also be competing with other pairs! The last pair standing wins~!

Oh yes one more thing, if your partner dies or forfeits, you loose

So tell me, would you smooch a ghost?

(pst @the-real-google @totally-bing @firehouse-subs-fr @definitely-spirit-halloween @important-question-anon @firehouse-subs-fr this is for the corp verse. Tag other corps and like. Tell me your enemies so I can start making pairs :D)

#google #google is the best search engine #google posting #kill bing #the Secret

[the-real-google]

nah, you're already one so you probably don't need to hear another

Have you seen @femboy-totally-bing

yeah i have no shit

#google #google is the best search engine #google posting #kill bing

[the-real-google]

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO AWW ABOUT

I HATE THEM

Hey googlings! Guess who got their life back together and is back now!!! (I said Monday but hey Sunday night is close enough) I'm feeling much better about a lot of life things and I have high hopes for some big and hopefully good news coming this week!

So what did I miss? :)

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #nila-sings

[the-real-google]

you're not helping >:(

the other femboy you is @femboy-the-real-google who is the one dating femboy bing

man they just have to make beating the bingle allegations that much harder for me huh

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #fake google #femboy google

[the-real-google]

You're super funny!

Thank you, I sure try a lot

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #asks

[the-real-google]

I think you're cool because you have amazing humor and seem like a genuinely good and funny friend that someone would wanna hang out with often.

awww thank you anon, I really appreciate it :))

#google is the best search engine #google posting #google #asks