they dont make em (tv show relationship squares) like this anymore
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original post here!
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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched
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okay let's go
1. Intimate stabbing
2. Outright obsession
I feel like I don't really have to prove this one, this is literally the whole show.
3. Confused pining
4. No one knows me like you do
"I've never known myself as well as I know myself when I'm with him"
"You wanted to be seen" "By you"
"He knew where to find me"
Again, literally the whole show.
5. Lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
Case closed.
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Did you notice the slight difference?
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Kinda crazy how speaking English is almost a form of literacy without which your access to the relevant scientific and sociopolitical conversations of our time is seriously limited.... Thank God I started reading yaoi fanfiction on American websites at age 14
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Lalo: face to face so I can tell if you're planning to stab me
Nacho: doggy style so you won't be able to see me crying over my father
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“My friends mom collects miniatures of designer chairs and these are some of them 😫” via twitter
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If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous
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True Detective if it has colored like the original Twin Peaks series
Twin Peaks if it was colored like the first season of True Detective
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Hannibal (2013-2015) blooper reel
#fans who want a new season vs. fans who don't
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