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*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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Can someone please remove my curse i am begging you

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New York. Martes.

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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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the theme for this year...is a guy

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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trying to justify some tavs being in charge of their parties is so funny. Tadhg, my bardtav is definitely a perfect leader. Wode, my dark urge, in her present state not so much.

I just imagine she got put in charge because she’s so devastating in combat. She met Lae’zel first and wasted those imps, so Lae’zel was like alright, lead on. She freed Shadowheart, which won her over. Then she met Astarion, who saw Lae’zel and Shadowhesrt following her so he decided she must be in charge and that he needed to manipulate her favor. Met Gale next, who asked who was in charge and the other three vaguely indicated Wode, and Gale was just happy to come along

so by the time they got to the Grove and met Wyll, Gale was like, “this is our leader, Wode”

and Wode, whose brain was bleached in a heavy duty sanitizing wash cycle and then put in a blender and whose only remaining personality trait is an undeserved sense of superiority was like

“yes. I am in charge.”

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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