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My assumptions may be wrong, but I'd think of you as a panther person. I apologize if I'm saying stupid things (I am).

Tagging @official-arbys , @bingle-official , @definitely-hulu and whoever else sees this.

I'm thinking of starting a tag game!

Reblog an assumption of prev's favorite animal :) Don't be afraid of tagging a bunch of people!

@harleyacoincidence @olive-riggzey @what-do-bunyips-look-like @rat-detector @spoonspooker @very-clever-name @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @frostedlemonwriter @seikaisinthevoid @littlemissartemisia @alwaysoutofpaper @shadow-of-tea-and-tea @kaylinalexanderbooks @ghostenluvs

#duckposting

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confess your sins my children....

#what if I don't have those?

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I don't know if that's a good or bad omen, to be honest.

Uhh tagging @official-arbys , @bingle-official , @the-real-ipsy and @barnes-and-noble-official (sorry if I'm bothering you)

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

#the duck reblogs

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Oh, I love Denmark! Been there once,my father almost got killed by a salmon. Very refreshing, 10/10 I recommend.

huhhhh... ykw, im bored and my lore isnt getting progressed anytime soon.

500 notes and ill tell you guys what i had planned for my lore.

1000 notes and ill tell you guys the plot of a fnaf fanfiction im (meant to be) writing

1500 notes and ill release the first (currently unedited) chapter here.

2000 notes and ill actually continue writing it.

uh no time limit im bored eternally (thanks, adhd) so just. go for it.

#the duck reblogs

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Thanks for the tag!

Open tag cause I'm too lazy to remember people.

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

#the duck reblogs

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reblog for sample size !!

#You better say black

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Thanks for the tag!

Well....cool ig?

Np tags to @barnes-and-noble-official , @official-arbys and @bingle-official !

Thank you @nadjem-mari for tagging me to do this quiz and this picrew! 💚

No pressure tagging @brekker-by-brekkerr, @aintinacage, @bouquet-of-wilting-violets, @beachesgetpeaches and @likea-black-widow-baby!

#the duck reblogs

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Exactly! Use the pronouns it wants, or face my sleep deprived wrath!

(that works for everyone here. Don't stick to a set or pronouns cause it's more "normal". Like, man, it's written they/ze in my fucking bio for a fucking reason)

yk when i say my pronouns r he/it i want yall to use it too like plsguys

use both

pls

#duckposting #pronouns

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I think you have a point here. Although I'd love to see people make fancy critiques of fanfiction.

i just read a 600,000 word fanfic.

that's longer than War and Peace.

#can't get over the fact that there's a person who knows War and Peace on this hellsite #haven't been able to find one in 10 years of tribulations #I love this book #well my roommate and I are having a fight on whether we should burn it or not #but it's a fantastic book and I love it #sorry for rambling it's too late to filter information

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Was it as good as War and Peace?

i just read a 600,000 word fanfic.

that's longer than War and Peace.

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favorite place to nap? for the ask game :]

-gabe

Hi! Either my desk or the floor (the two places where I actually sleep). Yes, I know, I'm a disaster.

#the duck answers #hi gabe !

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I am unfortunately not in India anymore :( , but I definitely can sacrifice send you my friends!

My turn (probably won't work since I have like 2 people who look forward to me posting) but

If this gets 100 notes I'll finally start learning the piano pieces I've been procrastinating for so long.

If this gets 115 notes then I'll learn any one song someone tells me to learn in my asks.

If this gets 150 notes I'll finally finish writing a horror story I started 2 months ago.

Tagging @india-official because they do have an audience that can help me get off my bed

#duckposting

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Okay, this one's long (thanks for the tag, @confusedhomicidalrage !)

🍫Well, I live in France so better say cheese if I want to stay alive

✨ Vik/ Vitya counts as a nickname?

🎵"Ex Mørtis" by Ice Nine Kills

✏️ Nope (I need to)

😏 Of course!

💛 Surprisingly, not yet

🐰Their eyes (don't get me started)

🍪 Overcooked burned inedible one

🐶 Somewhere on the spectrum between cat and snake person

🎧 Headphones

🌼 "If Winnie the Pooh can be a fashionista, why couldn't you? Wear your fucking pants and let a man work alone"

🙃Uhhh lots of things about murder

🦉 I'm an insomniac, my dear

🧸 My desk? (I fall asleep on my work most of the time)

🏳️‍🌈 I mean, look at me?

🦋 Dark, gloomy, noisy

👖 Jeans

🥤Six shots of expresso in a big cup

🧡 Bright pink and mustard yellow

💎 I..uh...have a Sow Ay shirt?

☕ Definitely coffee

🦖 Dodos are funny to draw

🌙 A bit more than five months I think?

🌴 Shiny moonstone counts? (Yep, I'm secretly three crows in a leather jacket)

🐸 Somewhere between goth and punk ig

🔮 Neurologist/ Designer (studying for the first and already doing the second)

💙 None Of Your Bloody Business

🌿 You see vampires ? Yeah, that.

🎤 Any Architects song I can think of

🤎 Dyed black (poorly dyed. I should redo it)

💌 No (I wouldn't answer)

💄 Sometimes eyeliner if I'm very bored

🌸 "Young man, you're the depraved epitome of the decadence of the youth" (the director of the exposition I was participating in)

💞 Uhhh @important-question-anon and @/weirdly-specific-but-ok are the first I can think of, but kind of everyone on Tumblr is extremely cool

Tagging @barnes-and-noble-official , @official-arbys , @bingle-official and whoever else sees this.

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

#duckposting #the duck reblogs #duck lore

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Ace, the phantom (I think it's King Boo in English?)

#mario kart #duckposting

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GET BLOODY NOTED (also, hi, I've been in your store once, does that make us acquaintances?)

@official-arbys , @bingle-official could you help?

My turn (probably won't work since I have like 2 people who look forward to me posting) but

If this gets 100 notes I'll finally start learning the piano pieces I've been procrastinating for so long.

If this gets 115 notes then I'll learn any one song someone tells me to learn in my asks.

If this gets 150 notes I'll finally finish writing a horror story I started 2 months ago.

Tagging @india-official because they do have an audience that can help me get off my bed

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I only learned that people are reporting gimmicks yesterday, but of course, as the local authority figure, I'm ready to waste my revision coffee on drowning them.

Have my fucking axe.

Uhhh idk who to tag tho. But whoever you are, you annoyed A LOT of people. Shame on your septum piercing.

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

#Gimmick