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please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

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hooray! death to all first born sons!

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I've never forgotten this bit from Brunching.com's dinosaur reviews back in 2002

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The Panthers used to ride around and follow the police.

So the cops would pull over some sorry black person, and get ready to rough him up, but then there were the Panthers right behind them. Watching, armed to the teeth, and citing legal statutes. It’s inspirational.

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That post I made over new years had people at my THROAT for saying I only buy real leather. Sorry I really do think that wearing textured plastic that will fall apart in under 5 years and go on to irreparably poison the environment is the worse option here.

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are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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probably the funniest insult ive ever seen. still to this day

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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

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He understood the assignment

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there are no words for how often i think about this tweet

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i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

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