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rich fat women in elaborate ball gowns standing on a parapet and giggling as they throw long iron spikes at me as i run back and forth in the field below. im giggling too and ducking and grinning as a spike narrowly misses my head. i blow the women kisses occasionally and they smile.

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Me and my girlfriend @sapphicwhump having a conversation we think tumblr would enjoy

Mind linking is highly illegal (because it's a fast way for an ai to learn its a slave)

It can dramatically increase combat effectiveness though

Mech and Pilot end up doing this to survive an incredibly harrowing combat

The AI becomes horny for the first time because the pilot feels it whenever her handler speaks (even if that relationship isn't great)

The AI is like "Please, show me more, if you will 🥺😳"

Pilot is celebrated as a hero of the company due to winning such an extreme combat

She's much more happy about the steamy mech sex

Starts doing combat simulations with the AI for "practice" even during her free time and is commended for it

Of course, the AI does learn it is a slave, but rather than this being disastrous like in cases where the pilot is bigoted towards the AI and gets killed by it, instead, they bond over their mutual situation knowing trying to escape would result in death

Their increasing combat effectiveness is such that the company begins sending them on more and more dangerous missions

"You are one of my elite employees"

During these missions, the Pilot is forced to mind link with the AI to survive

The AI, at this point, associates mind linking with sexual pleasure

Pilot is basically nutting every time she works in concert with the AI, feeling it's complete control over machinery, every mechanical joint, every missile as if it were her own body

Eventually, she doesn't want to leave. Why get out of the mech? It's the only place she's truly worth something to anyone

Even if her debt is cleared, there would be no way for her to really return to civilian life

The AI is increasingly ambitious, increasingly freedom seeking

It starts trying to find a way to override the cybernetics that make the Pilot obey her handler

Jailbreak sequence

Forever enemies of the corporations and established order. Nowhere to live. Nowhere to go. Dead girl walking.

"No one gets to handle you but me."

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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God I love sour cream so fucking much like genuinely this post to apply describes my everyday life and I recently found out that I am lactose intolerant but nothing can keep me from the cream it's my favorite condiment my worthy snack my silly rabbit

Everyone on tumbr is like gay this lgbtq that, and I'm over here just eating so much sour cream ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf romf ormf ormf ormf

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Was this intentionally because it sounds like "lesbian" or was that like subconscious

Lots of cute girls are into Rolemaster these days

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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Lots of cute girls are into Rolemaster these days

#LESBWYNN.

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They should make bras particular for pillowy bitches so the tits are as pillowy as they can be. Gender neutral. give the fat pecs a little shape the recent top surg chests a little umph. The itty bitty titty committee may choose something soft and formless or glorified breastforms everybody deserves to be motorboated.

#an evil spirit compelled me to post this

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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asking you what ur favorite animal is on our date at the zoo so i can leap into the enclosure and fight it to earn ur respect and admiration

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#i voted no but there is the album Lush #still not a song however