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equivalent to the “i lived, bitch.” meme

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normal griddlehark cus im sorry for last post's devastation

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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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based off this tweet lol

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Honestly.

These two could ram their tongues down each other throats and it would be less gay than whatever the Fuck this is

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What if I was a Catholic Nun who was in love with Satan and you were Jesus and we made out sloppy style?

And we were both Girls?

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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I just came across the steven meme and had to do it 🏃‍♀️

[og comic]

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Percy after Ares kicks him right into contact with the ocean

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Kronos: S͉̮̭o̞͉̟̮̜̜o̙̮̻̪n eno͔̯̩̲̪͕̖ug̥̗̟͕̠̰̘h͇̜͈ ͚̳̥̬w̺̳̘̲e’̲͙̺̜͚̰ll͕̳̳̫—̻̞̼̥̪̙

Percy:

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Percy Hugging Annabeth: Yay :) Annabeth is hugging me. I love her hugs— oh wait, it’s just because she’s gotta whisper to me about Clarisse without looking suspicious. Okay. Mhm. Yeah, cool cool. So cool.

Annabeth Hugging Percy: Okay, I need to tell Percy about Clarisse without looking suspicious…Well, the only way to do that is to hug him like I never want to be apart again. Uh huh. The only way. Yeah, cool cool. So cool.

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PJO Episode 8 Memes

Spoiler Warning :)

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.08 + Text posts

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something about percy winning against ares by drawing first blood, not giving a fuck that it’s the god of war he is making an enemy out of vs him being caught totally unaware by luke and luke drawing first blood because percy hesitated, because this is his friend, because making an enemy out of a god is way more preferable over making an enemy out of a friend. percy winning against insurmountable odds vs him losing because his loyalty is truly and undoubtedly fatal.

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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”

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something so perfect about them standing in this massive stalagmite hall and hades just click clacking in, four feet tall, like hey besties