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goon 1: hey boss i need help with my homework

mafia guy: i hired youses to KILLS people not do Algebra

goon 1: no this is pre-alebgra

mafia guy: ohs thanks gods, i was actuallys coverings for a lacks of knowledges in the area via an outburst of aggression, im sorry it had to come to this

goon 1: yeah its actually history homework. mesopotamia. way older than algebra.

mafia guy: ill teach you to be euphrates of these gah damn hands GOON!

goon 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: i hop the boss doesn't hear us kissing

#so...looking for another goon? #I'm really good at standing around menacingly and saying “sure thing boss” when asked to help with calculus homework

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Reblog to breed a mutual or have them breed you

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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cricket finds compliments very alarming

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double date

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Internet Safety

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Reblog to make all your followers cum, like to ruin the orgasm.

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i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months

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robots wearing hoodies

reply if u agree

rb if u agree

like if u agree

beep if u agree

agree if u agree

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need to be pounded and told I’m a good puppy for taking it

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