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i love taking pictures of my rabbits from the world's least flattering angles

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Accept and support repulsed people or die by my blade

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what size do y'all think separates a pond from a lake

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If tigers are big cats, look at these big kittens! <333

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You may think peak gender euphoria is being a really hot or pretty guy like your fictional favs but in fact it’s having a mullet and waking up and looking in the mirror and seeing just some dude who could work at the local gas station

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store

Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!

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The Times Quotes Israeli and American Sources More than Three Times as Often as Palestinians - The New York War Crimes (published March 2024)

best read in combination with:

Coverage of Gaza War in the New York Times and Other Major Newspapers Heavily Favored Israel, Analysis Shows - The Intercept (published January 2024)

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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

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what if hamlet characters had twitter and also there wasn’t any tragedy part 7: the intern

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what if hamlet characters had twitter and also there wasn’t any tragedy part 6: what Gertrude quoted

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what if hamlet characters had twitter and also there wasn’t any tragedy part 5: gertrude emerges

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what if hamlet characters had twitter and also there wasn’t any tragedy part 4

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Smoking cigarettes is bad for your health. Smoking green paint made of arsenic is worse~

More shenanigans involving Dante, a character from my wip illustrated novel about 19th century artists. Back then, most paints are made of highly toxic ingredients such as lead, mercury, and arsenic (for the the infamous color: Paris Green).

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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

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Finding out Ever After High’s story.