the-jester-doc

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New text doctor ‼️ the-chess-doctor

[[ huh ]]

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[[ that’s one way to put it ]]

[[ wait. ]]

[[ I have a Wikipedia????????? ]]

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[[ there is no way that’s real what ]]

[[ wait. ]]

[[ I have a Wikipedia????????? ]]

#???????? huh????????

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[[ I should have specified more clearly, this is in response to an interaction. ]]

[[ wait. ]]

[[ I have a Wikipedia????????? ]]

#[[ and therefore fictional. ]]

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[[ I uh- apparently?????? ]]

[[ wait. ]]

[[ I have a Wikipedia????????? ]]

#[[ ooc: probably not. this was part of a small interaction ]]

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[[ wait. ]]

[[ I have a Wikipedia????????? ]]

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I can sense that i am already not being liked.

the pages i just took from wikipedia,

and now i will gladly abide my leave.

~ Mother anon

[[ eh you’re fine, we just got off on the wrong foot. You don’t have to leave if you don’t wanna. ]]

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Ah, im dearly sorry, my child, I didnt know you've had Ha,,,haphephobia? did I say that correctly? *checks papers* I think I did. Well, do tell me your boundaries and triggers, ill make sure not to overstep them, my Dear child.

~ Mother Anon

[[ neither yours nor a child, anon. ]]

[[ why do you have papers on me? Have we met before? How the hell did you know not to touch me but didn’t know about my phobia? ]]

[[ oh. And since you were so busy doting over someone who doesn’t know you, I don’t think you noticed that you did touch me. ]]

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Hello, Dear child, I have been heard that you dont like touch and physical affection much, so, ill just...

*The tall figure crouches down, places a piping hot cup of coco and a crocheted plush of the 'Forgetful Storyteller' (Sky: Children of the light) down on the table infront of you*

Do enjoy, my child.

*headpat, then stands up and disappears*

~ Mother Anon

—I steady my breathing and groan in indignation—

[[ Peaks, ever heard of personal space? Who touches a strangers head? Regardless of my damn haphephobia. ]]

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last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

#yaaay i get to reblog this to hijinks’ blog under the puns tag now #<- #PUNS

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AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!!

[[Hijinks pulls down a list, yakko warner style, and points down the list]]

NO TOUCHING NO HUGGING NO SMOTHERING NO GRABBING NO SQUISHING NO CONTACT AND NO MAAAHAHAHAHHAAKING ME REPEAT MYSELF AAHAHABOUT IT!!!!

[smothering you in kindness.exe]

[[sidestepped]] NOHOHOPE!!!

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[[ oh, I’ll leave you too be, then. ]]

—hyper gives you a shittily decorated cake and the en rummages in his inventory. He pulls out a small, very soft… plushy…… thing. It’s kind of just a soft creature with dot eyes and long floppy legs.—

[[ uh, the thing is for dashes. Hope she feels better soon. ]]

haaaahahahhahaHahAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[[Hijinks appears behind you in a puff of confetti and what sounds like the happy birthday song played on a harpsichord]]

[ HIJINKS!!! ]

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[[ hyper.sprite.texture.2 DEACTIVATED ]] [[ hijinks.emote.run >> NEGATIVE ]]

[[ how have you been..? Good birthday so far? ]]

haaaahahahhahaHahAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[[Hijinks appears behind you in a puff of confetti and what sounds like the happy birthday song played on a harpsichord]]

[ HIJINKS!!! ]

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AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAAAAHAHAHAY!!

[[he shoves a bundle of balloons into your hand]]

haaaahahahhahaHahAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[[Hijinks appears behind you in a puff of confetti and what sounds like the happy birthday song played on a harpsichord]]

[ HIJINKS!!! ]

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[smothering you in kindness.exe]

[[sidestepped]] NOHOHOPE!!!

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[[ red creatures <3 ]]

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little trickster god :3

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[Jace tries to get up, but his stomach bleeds more]

—I kneel down and cover Jace’s stomach with a hit box to stop the bleeding—