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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth: Fight For Us Stamp Cover - Lacey Johnson

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more by Lacey Johnson here

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my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

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I get fucked by so many depressed creative writing majors that I guess you could call my bussy The Tortured Poets —

[before I finish the joke, I am torn limb from limb by people who genuinely believe that Taylor has been putting lesbian subliminal messages in her music since 2006]

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Reverse hitman who tracks down the undead and restores them to life so they lose all their cool powers.

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hey guys i tried making a stamp for the first time. this is awesome

#the nefarious anglerfish

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

#Eternal reblog #his wife has filled his house with Chintz

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reddit but in the pokemon universe, part 3 [1, 2]

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screw logging and worship. leshy concession stand worker

bonus

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she put her paw on my foot and started purring

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I called the pharmacy about why they haven't filled my t prescription and they literally told me they needed to check on something and then put me on hold and then hung up on me

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#World’s most dunkable car #still nearly impossible to believe it’s real #cybertruck

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#Sound on #i can’t even describe this

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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Tfw you're transported to the alternate universe where everything is a metaphor for your complicated relationship with what it means to be grown up

#Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes #Majora’s mask #legend of Zelda

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Mood

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