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Happy birthday, you old fart

#It was at that moment he realised #Ge fucked up

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if god had given either of us a cock we would've become not just menaces to society, but enemies to the general public as a whole

Honest to god I already think with my pussy too much if I had a cock god knows what I'd be up to

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#It was hetalia #It was 3 years ago #And my ass is still here

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#Again had god given me a cock I would have been too powerful

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heh, what a kind and lovely compliment friend. now try saying something fucked up and horny.

#Be more unhinged heam #JYST TAG YER POSTS

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Do you ever get an ask from someone you really admire and lose your mind

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"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

#Ivan @ Arthur

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#Me

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The specific line "I can still see them swimming. Boys, I can still hear them running." Has been rotating in my head for *weeks*- Because I imagine Alfred to look to the horizon at times, and get that sinking feeling of homesickness of a home that no longer exists. He forfeited freedom for wealth and power - Modernity hit him with a hard border and he can't reverse it. Like the freedom he lost, haunts him daily.

#Brother is having a moment lmao

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im just someones weird mutual

#I feel like I'm a lot of people's weird mutual

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Qualification for the ICC Men’s T20 World Cup

by u/adhitr0

#I still never am getting over the fact that the fuckin us team is just a bunch of south Asians #And also that the Dutch are always there for some reason #Former British colonies + the Netherlands #They're some of the best in Europe but that's not saying much considered how badly they got clobbered by Australia last year #Admittedly everyone got clobbered by Australia last year but goddamn 399???? And the Dutch just about managed 90

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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

#Me

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Patila Yaar I don't know what else that translates to

Would you kill me if I microwaved the water for tea?

I'd prefer if you didn't but I honestly don't like tea from the kettle either BC I like chai and kettlr tea is depressing

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Pot

Would you kill me if I microwaved the water for tea?

I'd prefer if you didn't but I honestly don't like tea from the kettle either BC I like chai and kettlr tea is depressing

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Would you kill me if I microwaved the water for tea?

I'd prefer if you didn't but I honestly don't like tea from the kettle either BC I like chai and kettlr tea is depressing

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Riva there is never something as too much curry (I say as I have over 3 kilograms of various curries in my fridge)

Three kilograms! :0 I guess there isn’t too much per se, right now I just don’t like the outlook of eating the same thing for three days straight lol.

But today we had it with rice so I might make some quick bread tomorrow and have it with that for a little variety.

#Believe me I wouldn't #I loveangi curry and I love Gobi but I've never tried them together #K can pester my mum for her cauliflower and potato sabji #It's sooooooo good #You can eat it with bread rice yoghurt it's so good

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More of the lad from the wild west, when cowboys were king (Cowpoke by Colter Wall)

#THE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY #THATS ME SLEEPING UNDER A TREEJME AA DAD